Friday, May 18, 2012
Friday Haiku
Showers, dignity,
Toothbrush…These are some things that
Häwk can live without.
Turds of a feather
Float together, Billy Ray’s
Son spreads douche virus
– Capt. James T. Douche
His bumper sticker
Says. “My other tattoo is bad
Chinese wallpaper.”
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
If you take away
Tatts and hot Asian girlfriend
Dull white guy remains
– Mrs. Nuttersquirt
The tears of a clown
Mix with hot asian lotion
To form pinkish film
– saulgoode42
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She hasn’t caught lice
Since the gyrpscope was put
In her Moinkey Hole
Gothy Ray Cyrus
Enjoys oriental poon. Two
Wongs don’t make a rite.
Turds of a feather
Float together, Billy Ray’s
Son spreads douche virus
His bumper sticker
Says. “My other tattoo is bad
Chinese wallpaper.”
She’s cute like some chinks.
She’d look better upside down
With noodles in coon.
Somewhere in San Fran
A sullen dentist takes his
Last hit of ether.
Asian Hott Rocker Douche
Suite Life of Zack & Cody
bad life choice ensues
She act. She play flute.
She famous. Why she go run
With Gaijin tear drop.
^Chinese mother’s accent.
Since blood isn’t safe
E-list gothic nobodies
Drink tepid root beer
Disney channel Bleeth
allows vampire mullet
to ink monkey hole
Tipton Hotel: Now
Featuring mopey son of
Has-been and duck soup.
The tears of a clown
Mix with hot asian lotion
To form pinkish film
Dim sum poon tang is
great Inky Ray Cyrus thanks
Billy Ray’s mullet
Hot as hell Asian
Isn’t she a kid’s show star
He looks like burnt poo
Asian mother. White
Douche Father mix can only
Make one thing. MOTHRA!
Cachetic goth bag
nails Asian hottie while her
mama-san facepalms
Huffing carb cleaner
and inking yourself stupid
makes for bleeths delight
Vampire mullet
weeps inky fuccen tears of
joy, douche virus spreads
Give me an M. Give
me an I…..What does it spell?
H-E-R-P-E-S. Son.
Pasty face Cyrus
spreads Hep C to Asian hots
pass the opium
Song still with douchebag
But now has stopped wearing bras
So it’s not all bad
Godzilla destroys
city, Cyrus bag destroys
tight Asian vageen
Don’t terr my healt my
Achey blakey healt it might
Brow up and kirr man
She like him for the
Special Fried Rice on cocktip.
Reminds her of Grandpa’s.
Cyrus bag writes song
Achey Breaky Hymen is
a hit in China.
Badass Rocker Douche
A & W root beer?
Incongruity
I am wondering
If, after they have made love,
She looks like bus stop
Asian, Eurasian?
She still smells like scallions
She love him long time
None of the pudwanks
Doing racist slurs on here
Have ever tapped it
M-I-C-K-E
Y-C-H-L-A-M-Y-D
I-A-S-O-N
The Asian poon tang
Is quite a sight to behold
My boner grows large
Billy Ray Jr.
Has horse face and soon My Foot
In His Mouth Disease
Old rocker douche has
A chink in his amore
Amore, I says
saulgoode42
It’s all in jest son. Kind of
Ironic racist.
If you take away
Tatts and hot Asian girlfriend
Dull white guy remains
Disney Asian Hott
pure Alabama Blacksnake
protests: Too Beacoup!
Saulgoode42
You are correct. I haven’t
Sampled flesh egg roll.
Don’t forget Saul Goode
Racist slurs are funny, son
And yes, I’ve tapped it
Deciding between
“Monica” or “The Rachel”
hairstyle beget his.
I hate my daddy
I make Koreans look bad
End my fucking life
Hott likes the round eyes.
Mind Freak wannabe’s fake tears
have confused her brain
Beauty and the Beast
Is an understatement here
Hott and Hemorrhoid
Johnny Ramone and his oriental girl friend. For the sake of better taste I will assume that she’s not actually a tranny because I like the Ramones.