Thursday, May 31, 2012
Karl's White Shoes
There are many things wrong with Karl’s “Standard Douchebag Circa 2007” Look.
The matching white shoes and white belt are one of them. The smug sense of entitlement during a recession is another.
Karl’s blatant disregard for attending classes after enrolling in DeVry’s continuing education to become a refrigerator “technician” despite his Aunt Tutti’s will stating that she would pay for full tuition should he attend is yet another.
Kelly is what the French call “Le Buerre Visage.” Kelly was the hottest girl at the Iowa State Fair last night. Which says more about Iowa than it does about Kelly.
Put on your white shoes and douche the blues.
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Kelly looks like one of those overpriced show dogs with wacked out hair I always wanted to kick.
Bitch is ugly.she looks like an orange broomstick
I’d do her. From behind.
I thought I recognized those shoes…
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Daaaaaaaamn. Kelly be all sorts of Kelly. Also I thought only used car salesmen and old Greek guys wore white shoes.
She looks like a coked up raccoon.
Geez my Dad wore a white belt w/ white shoes…when he was 78. He had an excuse; this guy has none.
Is it after Labor Day yet so I can shame him in the proper fashion?
Nothing wrong with a gal who wears a single garment.
He used the bottle of white nurse shoes touch up polish on his shoes, belt, teeth and around her eyes. Pretty sure there’s some under his arms, too
I’m at a loss as to what to do with these two. They’re like oatmeal. Sure I know its healthy for me but I still have to force it down.
Is this Jackson Del’Abatte ?
Howdy Doody’s sister?
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I report, you decide.
I’m glad the unidress is back. It’s like a form fitting sleeping bag without the warmth or comfort but you can still sleep on your back in it.
Idiots Out Walking Around
Kelly needs to invest in a tub of zinc oxide. If nothing else, it would hid her face.
Maybe she has a pleasant speaking voice.
It’s nice to see the fake blonde hair and the micro mini can turn a 4 into a 4.5.
When the wind kicks up at the county fair Kelly’s hair flies like blades of pale golden straw rippling under the hot mid day sun.
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Most of it lands near the horse corrals, but some of it goes as far as the statue of Johnny Cash made entirely of butter. Just remember to check your wafflecone for any loose strands because the peroxyde ruins the taste.
Wait, who are we supposed to be clowning on here? I always seem to forget.
@ Jazz Hands
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I imagine her voice is like one of those old wind mills you see in all the Westerns, with a couple blades missing that, when the wind blows, squeals and shrieks like a peroxyde blonde in a micro mini dress when the meth pipe goes dead just before it gets to her.
And I wouldn’t let that douchenut anywhere near my fridge. He’d leave dick marks in the butter and everyone at the ScrotatoHead compound knows that’s my job.
@Mr. Scrotato Head, so perhaps a lucrative career in voice over work awaits her. Hey, Im just trying to find the silver lining in the situation.
She looks like an extra from Blade Runner. Not necessarily a bad thing.
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Robosex
Bro’s bro’ing it to the Bro-th power in the bro mirror shots :
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get-out-of-the-mirror-bros-edition/
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^ Comedy
Or the French might rightly say, “C’est très déplaisant”
@Vin,
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I would take a mirror shot here at work but I have a helluva hard time getting my work station into the bathroom so I could use the built in camera on the monitor.
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CrapApples
These two could be the most hideous beasts to disgrace these pages in many a moon.
I think I saw the REV’s halloween mirror pic in Vin’s bro site. But the one with the guy taking the dump takes the show.
They’re hideous.They need to spend some money on some decent clothes,and stop going to places that sell things for 15 year olds.
@Magnum Douche P. I.
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I was thinking the same thing but that guys arms are ridiculously out of proportion.
So sick and tired of the Rosary beads,,,,seriously.
Normal chain and cross so much better.
He was wearing an argyle sweater and white shoes… What? No he’s not retarded!
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Grandpa Freds