Friday, June 1, 2012
Danny Gets Lucky
A little hope for the guy in middle management who likes to get freaky in his bathrobe and watch “Game of Thrones” while eating ice cream directly from the carton on weekends.
Good on you, Danny.
May those hills of the Targarians offer you hatching dragon eggs.
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If those ten haikus were not postworthy, next week it’s twenty.
“This is costing him $2k an hour,” she signs.
For the love of fuck, somebody left the reality distortion filed on again.
^field
And by lucky you mean a 3 minute pump for $3500 in the room at the Mirage
That Sofia Vergara sure has a soft spot(s) for the nerds.
Reverend Chad is pissed
went to the monkey hole well
one too many times.
I’m not expert, but that looks like a porn star to me. Not Danny.
Danny has been coding for months straight, surviving on Jolt cola and Captain Crunch right out of the box. But his work is about to pay off. He will revolutionize the way we use the internet… the cloud, the search engine, social media, porn, it will all become one! Danny will be the richest internet mogul of them all, and have the hottest Colombian girlfriend ever to scratch someone’s eyes out over the last Louis Vuitton special edition. It’s all coming together for Danny…
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Oh no, It’s the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE…
I have an idea. Let’s call it The Next Big Thing(tm). We get some old fashioned closed back headphones from China with a big area on the ear cup for a logo. No here’s the genius part. Wait for it…. we get some hot young rapper to endorse this headphone and put his name on it!!
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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
How can we live in a world where I have to constantly change my name due to Stage 5 clingers, where RevChad’s haikus are irrelevant and this guy gets to pay this woman to hang out with him? Maddening I tells ya, maddening.
She if douchier than him. Duckface, hand gestures, moob reveal. I’m fighting the urge to save him from that douche.
Where’s Pooch Spackle? That was one funny dude.
While youse guys are arguing about whose who with these other names, I’m seein’ some hint of an areola on the left boob.
Danny spent all those years at Pace night school, earning his accounting degree, just to become employed by Anabolic Video.
Adams apple, man hands–yep Danny got lucky if your definition of lucky is a tranny hanging on you.
@Stage 5 Fluffer, well ever since someone commented that they thought it it meant dog ejaculate, I realized I needed to change it to something classier.
@Wallnuts, with aureolas the size of the Close Encounters mother ship, it’s bound to happen.
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Drueche is having an agitated conversation with herself. It must be Friday.
@McCrudeshoes, I’m assuming my I’m not crazy, you’re the one that is crazy argument is pretty moot at this point. Why fight it? Obviously I knew the time would come where I could no longer hide behind my at least six distinct personalities. The jig is up on my online shenanigans and I’m sorry if my mental illness caused any confusion. Now if you’ll excuse me I must go take the rap for that guy eating that other guys face off thing.
You gotta drag me into this mess? I was just trying to get my nude sunbathing on. My trim, athletic body was glistening in the sun and the next thing you know I got a wombat on my face.
Danny’s got that I’m jewish and a big movie producer, how about a role in my new film vibe going.
and I remember back in the good old days when a mocker only had one fake persona. Ah, the good old days.
She’s indicating how many times he has paid for her boob jobs.
@MPI, the good old days were obviously very boring. Throw caution to the wind and pretend to be your Aunt Sue to see if RevChad offers to imbibe during your lady time. It’s really quite exhilarating.
Danny likes to “fink he’s freaky” ever now and again. As long as his circle of male friends, his boss, and his mom don’t know he’ll do just about anything. What “she” knows and he doesn’t is that she’s got two of ‘em and they’re both twice as big as his.
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Udder punchers
He’s very un – douche in my book.
He’s Luke Perry in “Tombstone”.
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She’s no one you want to see up close.
Jazz Hands / Nancy: Actually its embarrassing enough psuedonyming through some bad 80′s tv show persona, its just the first thing I thought of when I happened upon this site a couple years back. I start pretending to be somebody’s aunt and I may have to check myself. But please, feel free to continue on with your multi-disorder.
Hot Chick with Nerd Bag.