Friday Haiku
The wee man exclaims,
“¡Yo quiero Taco Smell!”
Old Bob has sour cream.
OR:
“I like a little
Mexican in my women”;
Says Literal Bob…
Bob the big winner
Gets a free round of salsa
Caught the ping pong ball
– Capt. James T. Douche
Frodo took wrong turn
instead of Mordor he found
Guadalajara.
– Douche Wayne
Larry tastes locals
Selection of tequilas
Wakes up kidney-less
– Vin Douchal
Spicy mons reveals
tattoo, midget reveals his
portable toilet
– Capt. James T. Douche
The keepers at the
Tralfamadorian zoo
mix and match humans
– Charles Douchewin
Mexican Gothic
Juanita y Juanito
Donde es Pitchfork?
– Doucheywallnuts
Taco, Burrito
What’s coming out her speedo?
A midget with dip!
– Jazz Hands
Three aliens land
In Mexico and assume
Normal family guise
– saulgoode42
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Peyote buttons
turn an average Don Pablos
into midget trip
Hott pegs Ron Dorkus
GSR Herp Warning Poke
Tiny Bandido grins
Carmella Binger
employs midget distraction;
has hand on wallet.
Air brush shirt seven
Uncle Larry gives a thou’
Chips, salsa thrown in
Larry tastes locals
Selection of tequilas
Wakes up kidney-less
Spicy mons reveals
tattoo, midget reveals his
portable toilet
Bob gets notta pass
but will not leave Mexico
with kidneys intact.
^ DAMMIT VIN!!
Now, El Torito
Donkey, midget jack off show
Will go nationwide
Steve-O in ten years
dipping his balls in hot sauce
for ride home from bar.
Mini Mexipimp
And Bob haggle over price
Adds salsa for free!
Is’t a real poncho?
I mean mexican poncho
Or Sears poncho….?
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Mmmm, no foolin?
Rosa got tattoo
on back for johns to aim for;
Map of Hawaii
Can you read her crotch?
Do you think it is “smell thees”?
Would it smell like paint?
Frodo took wrong turn
instead of Mordor he found
Guadalajara.
“I loved you in Oz!”
Shouts Bob; thinks he’s getting in
to Lollipop Guild.
Bob leaves Mexico
Sans kidney, but gains a new
life friend with peen herps.
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respect Vin and DW
Nobody eats chips
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey hole.
It’s Free Entry night.
At the Local Butt Hut® bar.
Too bad it is Gay.
Girl 7′s headlights
Are due for an adjustment
Tito brought the dip
You think this looks weird
Wait until you find out that
They perform for kids
Big Lupe finds new
Guy for bad sister Little.
Cums with condiment.
Bob buys pink taco
Finds a chorizo, wee man
offers him salsa.
Spunky Gonzalez.’
Fastest small man in all of
Mexico. Farts cheese.
Holy Frijole.
El Gato in her pants. A
Riba! Ariba!
Bob the big winner
Gets a free round of salsa
Caught the ping pong ball
For fifty pesos
She will light her farts on stage
Wee man brings the fuel
Her tummy tat says
No Mas. By “no mas”. She means
Foreskins. Andele!
There’s a hundred and
Four days in summer vacation.
Phineas Gone Wild!
Bob tries out jukebox
In Tijuana, she queefs
La Macarena
Aye, Aye, Aye..Aye.
I am a Frito Bandito.
And poon pirate too!
Dystopian scene
Midget with disentary
And balth salt salsa
The dipping sauce is
For when cockarachas start
Falling from snatch.
Herb Alpert and the
Tijuana Gash. Where’s Charo?
Who friggin cares mang?
Bob shows his special.
Order the ’7′ and get
A l’il everything.
Little Juan Arnold
Is thrilled that Winnie flunked out.
Get’s job at brothel.
Bob leaves Mexico
Comes home with a bad case of
Crotch cucarachas
So THAT’s how it’s made
Thinks Vin, “King Taco Red Sauce”
“The gift that gives twice”
Dyspeptic Larry
From wee man’s red hot salsa
And Conchita’s queefs
The keepers at the
Tralfamadorian zoo
mix and match humans
Salsa looks good, eh?
Don’t want to know where Bob is
Hiding the Churros
Bob obviously
is a man who gets salsa
from New York City.
“7″ said “No Mas!”
When the gyroscope was put
In her culito.
Her shirt is painted
While the men folk get aquainted
They all end tainted
Bob looks like he is
Kestering Colombian
Gold back to Glendale
Six weeks later Bob
Gets Montedoucheas revenge
Dick and balls rot off.
The salsa is free
but they charge for toilet use
by the gallon. Ole!
Mexican Gothic
Juanita y Juanito
Donde es Pitchfork?
Three aliens land
In Mexico and assume
Normal family guise
Puddy, Elaine and
Mickey Abbott try Seinfeld
Reboot. Epic Fail.
In Mother Russia
YOU wear sombrero and bring
salsa to midget!
how does one compare
salsa to picante sauce
rick bayless weeping
Bob’s suggestion of
“a little Mexican” took
Too literally.
Harry Dean Stanton
Now opening restaurants
With midgets and bleeths
Taco, Burrito
What’s coming out her speedo?
A midget with dip!
Tranny number sev’n –
Both balls AND boobs are blue.
“Her” boner “dwarfs” his.
There are twenty health
code violations in this
pic. Can you find them?
Bob would rather dip
his balls in your salsa than
Seven’s mouth. Wait, what?
The Donkey Show has
been cancelled. Please accept our
free nips and salsa.
A midget, a hot
chick and a fucking weirdo
walk into a bar…
Congrats to Capt. JT Douche for double win! (although my personal favorite of yours, “peen herps” didn’t make the front page).
@Douche Wayne, I’m going to have to disagree. I thought his use of “crotch cucarachas” was better. Nice work Cap’n.
while incredibly awkward, i don’t really see much douche in this pic…
@Tanath, but do you see a little douche?
Hey! Alright got a twofer on that one! Cheers to you Douche Wayne and Jazz hands and all the bag hunters out there have a great weekend!
Bath Salts are so fun,
Civilization is done,
Except for this site.
YOUR TITS IN MY MOOOUUUUUTH
Lucky number seven chick
GONNA DO YOU HHHAAAAAAARRRRRD
Ignoring warnings,
Bob drank Mexican water
bad, bad dreams ensued
What does rock bottom
look like? This. Bob headed for
AA on Tuesday
Bob loses his way
on trip to can; burning poops
not only problem
the wall behind them
writhes in agony at what
stands in front of it
The midget just runs around with chips in his hat and salsa in the bowl.
Mine eyes could deceive
but that tattoo looks strangely
like New Zealand map
She’s not Mexican!
Doesn’t anyone else see
the New Zealand tat?