Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Mitch and Monica By The Pool
John Largeman watches pensively with a preponderance of Budweiser and Zen.
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Alotta turds floating in that pool.
Wait!!, what? John say it ain’t so. I’m mean seriously The Hard Rock in Vegas??. The shame, the shame. I’m no guitarist but even I can feel the gentle weeping coming from the big read guy in the background having to witness this and many more atrocious acts on a daily basis.
Baby Ruth done grown up into a big turd.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
Anybody watch the King v Devils game last night? the reason I ask is I’d like to commend the NBC camera guy who kept zooming in on the chick flaunting her luscious cans standing, bouncing, behind Peter DeBoer on the Devils bench. At one point he zoomed in enough you could see the pendant around here neck had her name on it appropriately enough it was “Taylor”.
^Turns out she was a porn star, a Canadian porn star at that.
http://news.yahoo.com/adult-entertainer-back-behind-devils-bench-cup-final-021552671–spt.html
I was thinking this morning and that’s not always a good thing. So I was thinking about my new bag of weed and opened it up. I wondered if the euphoria I feel at smelling a full ripe bag of weed is the same feeling Sandusky gets when he takes a sniff of ripe pedo cock.
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Peen State
Seconds later throngs would flee panic-stricken away from John Largeman in what would become known as “The Inking Incident”.
I peed in a pool once.
Arrrgh, there ain’t any treasure in that butt pirate’s sunken chest.
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Its talk like a jackass Tuesday everyone
Largeman has got a pretty sick Amish neckbeard going.
Pee would be the cleanest thing in that pool.
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The EPA was called in to clean up the lard slick left by Largeman.
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Gregg Allman douche cannot hide his lack of pectoral muscles with a tattoo that is a reproduction of the CAT scan of his brain.
That’s a very realistic John Largemann shaped blow up pool toy? Where do you buy something like that?
i had to clean the filter sump of an public pool once while serving out my community hours sentence…..let me implore all to avoid these genetic chowder bowls or chance the mouthful of aquamarine with a short and curly floating in it!
Ace Peely celebrates unlocking the douchewistle achievement in Guitar Hero VI: Dark Side of the Poon.
Guitar Zero: Warriors of Cocc
You’ve heard of Fort Knox?
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This is Fart Knocks , where only the most olfactory challenged can withstand the wafting noxious fumes
Ambulances rushed to the Hard Rock pool, sirens wailing after John Largeman got out of the pool to get another beer resulting in a precipitous drop in the water level causing many tailbones, hips, and spines to be broken. Film at 11.
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Archimedes principle
Is there some sort of chain of tattoo shops where all the “artists” (unlike actual good ones) are dyslexic, drunk, and bored but douches have no trouble finding? WTF is with his right arm? I can’t make out anything discernible, legible, or even remotely interesting. Especially not to get a tatt of anyway. Do the drooling fools in these shops fall asleep in the middle of a tatt while using random colors because they’re to lazy to mix dyes correctly? Do they only do sketches in crayon? I’m sorry but I just can’t figure this one out. A little help here? Anyone? Anyone?
A guy walks into a tattoo shop and says “yeah, just put em anywhere”
Going into this pool looks about as risky as storming the beaches of Normandy in an orange jumpsuit with a roman candle shooting out of your arse.
^It’s actually quite safe to storm the beaches of Normandy.
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Now, anyway.
Not with a Roman candle in your ass, it’s not.
If it’s lit.
Nancy Dreuche’s sunken chest comment for the WIN.
He’s skanky,when your tattoos look like a mold growth…you’re doing it wrong.
This is indeed the HardRock – in BILOXI, MISSISSIPPI.
Yes, the choad-virus has actually spread to the South and over-taken clean-cut, hard-working men that used to drive trucks and be nice to their mamma’s. Now they drive Scions, get affliction tattoo’s and drink Bud Ice.