Friday, June 15, 2012
Friday Haiku
Screams rend the sea air;
Jon pulled away; his nipple
Stayed with Urchin Bra.
Ladyboy of the
Sea trolls the docks for new ports
For sea cucumber.
– Capt. James T. Douche
Motorboat spiked boobs
Result: bad head injury
Jon will try again
– saulgoode42
King Henry of Jaune
Crossed the lake on a jet ski to
Feel the rasp of boob.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Mandana tilt guy
Swigs sunscreen rubs on vodka
Bros, set him on fire.
– ehcuodouche
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Sea urchin boobie
Covers and nipple piercings
For the epic loss.
Why does Luis laugh?
He knows Min’s bra is not her
only thing that points
Suck me Suki makes
A deal with a fake Latin
King herp sores galore.
Sea air and bright sun;
recovery program for
lobotomy ‘bags.
Nipple ring McDouche
Will get a big suprise when
Bratwurst is revealed.
Appearing tonight!
“Jesus and Bicycle chain”
A free show … of course
She doesn’t eat fish
Since the gyroscope was put
In his Monkey Hole.
Bad head injuries
Civil war head wound
and Vietnamese war bride:
post traumatic stress.
Ladyboy of the
Sea trolls the docks for new ports
For sea cucumber.
Her gyno says she
Can’t have sex with him. But her
Dentist gave thumbs up.
Giants coccks don’t make
Up for brain damage. Or Chris
Brown head gear. Slap chop.
He only wear yellow on
Days when flying Wallendas
Cross Niagara Falls.
So Headwound Harry
Convalesces with Nurse Min
Those in back hold wretch.
Motorboat spiked boobs
Result: bad head injury
Jon will try again
Yellow Sandusky
Says. “Where the fuck are all the
Kids. I love the kids.”
Back in Saigon she
Was a big hit shooting a
Banana from snatch.
In the background we
A man trying not to laugh loud.
Lumberjack Largeman.
Lots of muscles are
overcompensating for
an inverse wiener
They call him Mellow
Yellow. Douchebag. They call him
Mellow Yellow. Docuhebag.
King Henry of Jaune
Crossed the lake on a jet ski to
Feel the rasp of boob.
His other headband
Is a Caesar salad. He’s
Known as a tosser.
Tia Carrere
Said, “Rest your head on my chest.”
“Thanks. Once was enough.”
That bandana won’t
Look so good if Pee-Wee shows
Up and bitch slaps him.
She bought her way to
The States by doing donkey
Show five times per week
It’s a hard knock life.
Dr. Evil created
Musclinator thing.
Douche bag attempted
Trepanation now has a
Great job as door man.
“Go ahead. Knock the
bandana of my head.” Bob
Conrad laughs from grave.
Saigon Suki can
Lift depeleted U-238
With her monkey hole.
Do NOT consider
Foreign clinics for male ‘growth’
His knob is plastic!
Scratches from spike bra
not as bad as razor burn
from unkempt snapper.
Missing frontal lobe
‘Roid body, bandana and
Tranny equal win!
Do not attempt bewb
Screw, massive peen trauma will
Ensue, good laugh though.
Jelly Savalas
Doesn’t go for lollipops
Sucks dew rag drippings.
She has a hidden
Talent, yodels star spangled
Banner from her clam.
With economy in
Shambles. Greek royalty trades
Crowns for seniors Huggies.
If you her boobs
Are deadly wait ’til you see
Whats in her tail pipe.
In the backgound we
See Lumberjack Largeman’s bro
Shorty stifle a laugh.
backwards mandana
tied by blind asian girlfried
bros know she’s a trap
If you think her boobs
Are deadly wait ’til you see
Whats in her tail pipe.
South Seas ladyboy
Washes up on SoCal beach
Douchebag claims salvage.
Tokyo Rosascia
Loves big babies. She wipes up
His effluent with tongue.
Guy in flannel shirt
Laughs because he sees what she
Has tucked sticking out.
The guy looks so gay
He doesn’t need a target
For yellow showers.
Mandana tilt guy
Swigs sunscreen rubs on vodka
Bros, set him on fire.
Her queefs smell like squid
His nuts smell like limburger
Cheese, a perfect match!
Pedobear likes
Burly men with nipple rings
And baby headgear.
Her labia look
Like Cthulu made a home
In her monkey hole.
After filming last
Movie, Ed Harris wakes to find
He cannot speak. Yea!
Fans of 80′s songs
Couple goes to festival
Two cocks beat as one.
They pose together
She took home the trophy as
Her cock was longer.
Grandana-wearing
Old pirate guy deserves a
Nottadouche this time.
Lars traded in his
Real Girl for Chinese model
Cheaper and smaller.
Douchebag wears the chain
Of old 70′s pull tabs
That is so retro!
With people in love
Tiny penis don’t matter
Wish she hadn’t one
Jon doesn’t know truth
She is more man than he is
In more ways than one
They laugh in background
They see what Jon does not see
The tuck job she did
Since their Victory
Chang Sing has lowered standards
Meet Newest Recuit
Since their Victory
Chang Sing has lowered standards
Meet Newest Recruit
*Spelling corrected
KILL THE DOUCHEBAG NOOOOW!!!!
YELLOW BANDANA LOOKS GAAAAAAAY
SHOOOOOT HIIIM IIIIN THEEE FFFFAAAACCCEEE!!!
(does that sound angry? ;-) )
asia hawt, spiked boobz
bandana boi full asstard
she is not impressed
yellow bandana
code for secrete sodomite
sexy asia smirks
Rev Chad 6:46 FTW.
Yellow Bandanna,
On A Douchebag that looks like,
Jerry Sandusky