Wednesday, June 20, 2012

HCwDB After Dark

It may only be June, but Santa Claus always has time for Pear.

Up late?

Pull up a chair. Hang out with me.

Grab a tasty chocolate cruller from the catered spread over on the alpaca lanai.

Enjoy a lapsong souchong latte.

And join me for a game Champagne Katie Chess Pear.

Pawn star jokes? Perhaps.

But first, I make my move. Bishop to Glute 3. Czech mate.

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5:00 pm June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

I just purchased Eva 79 and Jana 134 with my Discover Black Card that I got from sending $5000 to a Nigerian Prince that e-mailed me to help him get two million dollars from his account in The Caymans.
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Next up that pill that is gonna make my penis reach my mid-shin area and bulk it up like an oil can …

5:03 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Purple Penguine is gonna be all over the Czech mates. Would it be bold to assume that my 5 year old could beat CK at walkabout chess? I don’t care. I’d rook her with my bishop anytime with one of these.
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http://perfectfitbrand.com/catalog/anal-toys/cock-sheaths

5:54 pm June, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Don’s get Czech girls wrong, I was in Prague back in early 90′s and those girls were smoking hot and by smoking hot I mean smoking hot.

5:56 pm June, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Red bikini bottoms ham dangle is calling me and by calling me I would diddle that with my big toe.

6:10 pm June, 20 Stephanie said...

Yup,that’s where the poo comes out.

7:15 pm June, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That dick sheath thingy would be like banging a broad wearing a Goodyear tire inner tube.
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Is it any wonder the Russians took over the Czechs in like 7 minutes? Look at their women, not exactly prime breeding stock. Retards laugh at the Czechs. I think the Czechs once surrendered to Italy. Italy, I says. The Czech Olympic team couldn’t qualify for the Special Olympics this summer. And while we’re on the subject, Down’s Syndrome sufferers feel bad for the Czechs.

7:27 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ya ever get so stoned you really had to quit studying because you can’t see fuck all. Fucking studying. It’s hot. Something stinks in the house like dog shit Fuck off. I can’t see this page anymore I gotta go man. Son.
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@Et Tu
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Ham Dangle Toe Diddler. That’s fucking funny to an old stoned dude with a wild

10:31 pm June, 20 The Dude said...

King to Bitch’s Butt. Knight takes spawn. Rook takes Queen. Man, I forgot how good I am at Chess!

11:29 pm June, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I was in a band once called Syndrome of a Down.

11:30 pm June, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Our first album was titled Pastor of Muppets, and was 12 seconds long, total.

11:31 pm June, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fucking. Metal.

8:11 am June, 21 jonezy said...

^JD about to get back to back CotW with that shit- fucking hilarious

8:43 am June, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Czech please!

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