Friday, June 29, 2012
Friday Haiku
“Mmmm…nice firm Buddhas“…
Far away, angry monks
beat a Dolly Llama.
At my inner peace
With outer hostility
bitch-slapping this tool
— Charles Nelson Douchely
Crunches not working
For brunette. Salty diet caused
Stroke then she picked him.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Douchebag cops a feel
Tibetans spin prayer wheels.
Buddha clubs a seal.
— hermit
“I am destroyer
of dignity”. Bleeths giggle
but no enlightenment.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
At my inner peace
With outer hostility
bitch-slapping this tool
He hasn’t read the Baghhavad-Gita
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Hole.
Fat Kardashian
Takes New York. She also steals his
Wallet and her tits.
When I was a young
Boy my mama always told
Me. Fuck the slut girls.
Life is like a box
Of weed. You never know how
Good it is until…
This guy has a huge
Fortune two blow on these chicks.
One Benjamin, Son.
Kitty Cat Stevens
Wears his heart on his sleeves, Dad’s
Religion on shirt.
Hashberry Grape Kush
Has my mind exploring some
Visions in Haiku.
Crunches not working
For brunette. Salty diet caused
Stroke then she picked him.
I’d like blondie to
Give me a rimmer as the
Zombie Doom closes.
Ommmmmm….enlightnment
Four boobies beats two always.
Nirvana is near
It puts the Buddha
In the pail. What pail?
Chakra pail you bitch!
Deepthroat Chopra has
Plans to manifest with these
Girls. Anal Fest plans.
Not a huge douchebag.
Not the hottest chicks. Its half
off on site today.
The Dullard Llama
Always says. ” Why bite two tits
When four twice the fun.”
The Dullard Llama
Always says. “Why bite two…Go
Fuck yourseld Chopra.”
The back of his shirt
Says. “My other God sits at
The right hand of Oprah.”
Blondie’s in until
He falls asleep and she get’s
That sweet big douche watch.
Krisha says, “She who
Has Baby Daddie must share.
Hide fucking stretch marks!”
His affirmation?
Slamming buttocks like butta
is spiritual, man.
Cunty McShitballs
Fakes it as Bhodisatva
Douche circle completes
Sixpack Chopra has
Good feeling towards friends. Cock
Tip in butt feeling.
Zen like state of douche
Reels the Bleeths in with Grey Goose
And Affliction aura.
Black hair and blond hair
Bleeths ditch Cunty McShitballs
For yin yang clam bump!
Douche epiphany:
“I kin profit from Prophets.”
Kahlil Gibran weeps.
Buddhist follow path
Of peace but make exception
For this douche loser.
Dalai Llama weeps
Salty fuccen tears no one
Is safe from Grieco.
Cunty McShtiballs
Stole his shirt from PF Changs
Bleeths don’t buy his rap.
This guys is a perv
Has an eighteen inch rubber
Wiggler of Buddha!
The Grieco virus
In the metaphysical
Realm nothing sacred!
He looks like he does
Enjoy the aroma of
His own flatulence.
Black hair and Blond hair
Bleeth share a double header
Without Buddha bag.
Aviators are
A big signifier of
Douchebag and Bleeth life.
His dharma is poo.
Monkey holes for monkey brains
Samurai Scrote laughs.
Blonde has a Buddha
Sized clitty darkie has a
Cobra like tongue, yes!
He felches brotein
Out of his bro’s monkey hole
While in zen trance.
Gyroscopes of the
Spiritual plane land in
Zenbags monkey hole.
How can we live in
A world where a website takes
A year to upload?
If the dubstep bass
Drops in an empty night club
Does it make a sound?
What if today is
the day when the world’s greatest
haiku is written?
New strains of VD
Turn your cock into the shape
Of Buddha, peen burn!
Lack of patience is
one of my tragic flaws. That
and sex addiction.
Douchebag cops a feel
Tibetans spin prayer wheels.
Buddha clubs a seal.
How long must a douche
travel the same road before
seeing no movement?
^ That shit was too deep
this early in the morning.
More coffee needed.
“I am destroyer
of dignity”. Bleeths giggle
but no enlightenment.
Siddhartha still on
journey to attain goals. These
three always clueless.
He’s as deep as a
drop of water balanced on
the end of a pin.
posted by DarkSock
Tag: Dumbass, Friday Haiku
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