Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday Haiku


Mmmm…nice firm Buddhas“…
Far away, angry monks
beat a Dolly Llama.

At my inner peace
With outer hostility
bitch-slapping this tool

– Charles Nelson Douchely

Crunches not working
For brunette. Salty diet caused
Stroke then she picked him.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Douchebag cops a feel
Tibetans spin prayer wheels.
Buddha clubs a seal.

– hermit

“I am destroyer
of dignity”. Bleeths giggle
but no enlightenment.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

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6:41 am June, 29 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

At my inner peace
With outer hostility
bitch-slapping this tool

6:43 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He hasn’t read the Baghhavad-Gita
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Hole.

6:45 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fat Kardashian
Takes New York. She also steals his
Wallet and her tits.

6:46 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When I was a young
Boy my mama always told
Me. Fuck the slut girls.

6:46 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Life is like a box
Of weed. You never know how
Good it is until…

6:47 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy has a huge
Fortune two blow on these chicks.
One Benjamin, Son.

6:49 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kitty Cat Stevens
Wears his heart on his sleeves, Dad’s
Religion on shirt.

6:50 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hashberry Grape Kush
Has my mind exploring some
Visions in Haiku.

6:52 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crunches not working
For brunette. Salty diet caused
Stroke then she picked him.

6:52 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like blondie to
Give me a rimmer as the
Zombie Doom closes.

6:53 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ommmmmm….enlightnment
Four boobies beats two always.
Nirvana is near

6:54 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Buddha
In the pail. What pail?
Chakra pail you bitch!

6:55 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Deepthroat Chopra has
Plans to manifest with these
Girls. Anal Fest plans.

6:56 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Not a huge douchebag.
Not the hottest chicks. Its half
off on site today.

6:57 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dullard Llama
Always says. ” Why bite two tits
When four twice the fun.”

6:58 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dullard Llama
Always says. “Why bite two…Go
Fuck yourseld Chopra.”

6:59 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The back of his shirt
Says. “My other God sits at
The right hand of Oprah.”

7:00 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blondie’s in until
He falls asleep and she get’s
That sweet big douche watch.

7:04 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Krisha says, “She who
Has Baby Daddie must share.
Hide fucking stretch marks!”

7:04 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His affirmation?
Slamming buttocks like butta
is spiritual, man.

7:06 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cunty McShitballs
Fakes it as Bhodisatva
Douche circle completes

7:08 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sixpack Chopra has
Good feeling towards friends. Cock
Tip in butt feeling.

7:09 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Zen like state of douche
Reels the Bleeths in with Grey Goose
And Affliction aura.

7:12 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Black hair and blond hair
Bleeths ditch Cunty McShitballs
For yin yang clam bump!

7:12 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche epiphany:
“I kin profit from Prophets.”
Kahlil Gibran weeps.

7:17 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Buddhist follow path
Of peace but make exception
For this douche loser.

7:18 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dalai Llama weeps
Salty fuccen tears no one
Is safe from Grieco.

7:23 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cunty McShtiballs
Stole his shirt from PF Changs
Bleeths don’t buy his rap.

7:25 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This guys is a perv
Has an eighteen inch rubber
Wiggler of Buddha!

7:27 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Grieco virus
In the metaphysical
Realm nothing sacred!

7:31 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He looks like he does
Enjoy the aroma of
His own flatulence.

7:32 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Black hair and Blond hair
Bleeth share a double header
Without Buddha bag.

7:35 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Aviators are
A big signifier of
Douchebag and Bleeth life.

7:35 am June, 29 troy tempest said...

His dharma is poo.
Monkey holes for monkey brains
Samurai Scrote laughs.

7:37 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Blonde has a Buddha
Sized clitty darkie has a
Cobra like tongue, yes!

7:42 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He felches brotein
Out of his bro’s monkey hole
While in zen trance.

7:44 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Gyroscopes of the
Spiritual plane land in
Zenbags monkey hole.

7:47 am June, 29 Nancy Dreuche! said...

How can we live in
A world where a website takes
A year to upload?

7:49 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If the dubstep bass
Drops in an empty night club
Does it make a sound?

7:52 am June, 29 Nancy Dreuche! said...

What if today is
the day when the world’s greatest
haiku is written?

7:58 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

New strains of VD
Turn your cock into the shape
Of Buddha, peen burn!

7:59 am June, 29 Nancy Dreuche! said...

Lack of patience is
one of my tragic flaws. That
and sex addiction.

8:14 am June, 29 hermit said...

Douchebag cops a feel
Tibetans spin prayer wheels.
Buddha clubs a seal.

8:25 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

How long must a douche
travel the same road before
seeing no movement?

8:25 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ That shit was too deep
this early in the morning.
More coffee needed.

8:28 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I am destroyer
of dignity”. Bleeths giggle
but no enlightenment.

8:33 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Siddhartha still on
journey to attain goals. These
three always clueless.

8:36 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s as deep as a
drop of water balanced on
the end of a pin.

8:38 am June, 29 Vin Douchal said...

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11:44 am June, 29 Wheezer said...

Today’s front pagers
don’t get formatting? But all
are tops nonetheless.

12:24 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

WordPress actin’ up
‘Sock don’t know computer code
What The Fuck, Batman?

1:33 pm June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Universe Collapse
Starts on Haiku page. Get Set
For really Big Bang.

7:18 am June, 30 Wheezer said...

The fuccen Mayans
are sabotaging front page.
A precursor? Hmmmmm…..

2:25 pm June, 30 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

If Karma be true;
“A douchefly he shall become,”
Prays the green Mantis.

3:26 pm July, 3 two douche one cup said...

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time ticking hand pressure point
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