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8:59 am July, 30 DarkSock said...

Mr. Whipple?

9:01 am July, 30 DarkSock said...

“Welcome to Metamucil, Baby….You’re gonna POOP!!!”

9:03 am July, 30 DarkSock said...

“Take me down, to a pair a’ Low Titties,

Where the dentures are green,

And my Depends are Shitty…”

9:03 am July, 30 DarkSock said...

“I used to love her, but I got Alzheimer’s…”

9:06 am July, 30 DarkSock said...

“My HMO takes patients…

little old headband patients…”

9:07 am July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wait’ll the other kids find out how cool my grandpa is! He used to rock!

9:09 am July, 30 DarkSock said...

“My hair resides in a warm safe place,

Where my dentures hide…”

9:10 am July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I got the nursing home blues

nursing home blues

I don’t know what I did

and who the hell are you?

9:14 am July, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

So what part of Mordor are you from?

9:14 am July, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

(carrying on from Dark Sock’s “Sweet Child ‘O Mine)

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I down some more of the Metamucil

as I watch my career slide

9:16 am July, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Somebody get this man a cold ensure and a fresh depend!

9:19 am July, 30 Anonymous said...

Babushkas are making the big fashion comeback this year.

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Yentas.

9:20 am July, 30 Anonymous said...

Man, I hate to see the shit hemorrage in my e-mail when I finally receive all my notifications of follow-up comments and new posts.

9:24 am July, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Nice bathrobe. Did Afa the Wild Samoan hold a garage sale?

9:24 am July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Appetite For Viagra

9:25 am July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

November Rogaine

9:25 am July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Purgatory City

9:26 am July, 30 Dickie Fingers said...

That homeless dude is rockin that bathrobe.

9:27 am July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Izzy Stradlin called. He wants his daughter back. And pills.

9:45 am July, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Didn’t Winston Churchill look very similar to this picture right before he croaked?

9:48 am July, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This was taken right before his surgery to repair ptosis of the balls.

9:54 am July, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I didn’t know hookers take medicare now!

9:56 am July, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

It just starts to shout at kids to get off its lawn.

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And by its lawn, he means her lawn.

10:50 am July, 30 Carpe douchem said...

“I get up around 7, get out of bed around 12”

10:54 am July, 30 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

GEEZ I thought for a sec that was a trashy look alike. Nope. It’s a trashy take 20 years to do an out of date titled crummy album washed up douchebag before they had douchebags kinda…

have to stop it here.

But it is him? UGH

10:56 am July, 30 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

he could at least give the tart 3 bucks to buy a bottle of bleach…so she can be all blonde.

11:16 am July, 30 Douche Wayne said...

I get up at 4:30

then take my pills around 5

early bird ends before 7 so I

hop in my Buick and . . . drive.

11:18 am July, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Take me down to Atlantic City

11:25 am July, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Said woman, take it slow

my angina is flaring up

11:30 am July, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Get in the [Hemorrhoid] Ring

1:05 pm July, 30 Anonymous said...

Where the hell is that?!? Some dodgy in-patient treatment facility???

1:07 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Only Axl could rock a 30-year old Holiday Inn comforter.

1:09 pm July, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Cindy was so stoked with she found out that interns at 103.5 The Wind, would get to meet rock stars.

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She’s still waiting. And putting out resumes to other stations. And hoping the smell will wash out of her top.

1:16 pm July, 30 Anonymous said...

“Sweet grandchild o’ mine..”

1:53 pm July, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture should be used every day to incite more mockery.

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Axl is veering perilously close to having the Rock Star Leniency Rule revoked.

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Can we reuse this for Friday Haiku? Pretty Please, I says.

2:12 pm July, 30 Stephanie said...

Well this is a special day,normally I see him in his battery powered Hoveround.

2:15 pm July, 30 Stephanie said...

She’s some radio station sponsored concert ticket and backstage pass winner and now the photo op. Those records they made are older than her.

4:07 pm July, 30 Elwood BluezBag said...

Mickey Rourke called. He wants his complexion back,

4:42 pm July, 30 Wheezer said...

“Chinese Douchemockracy”

5:47 pm July, 30 Little Willie said...

Sallie poses with a mental patient on his way to his afternoon electroshock treatment. The confused dementia patient passed the encounter off as just another crazy hallucination.

6:58 pm July, 30 Anonymous said...

Appetite for Prunes

7:03 pm July, 30 Anonymous said...

Gums n’ Rollators

7:15 pm July, 30 Norma Lee Hawney said...

Wait until he mistakes the tube of Fixodent for the K-Y. They’ll never be able to pry them apart.

7:30 pm July, 30 schlicht bindenburger said...

going for his coffee enema?

7:40 pm July, 30 ehcuodouche said...

That picture is just sad.

7:41 pm July, 30 ehcuodouche said...

I think rockstar leniency only goes so far when you look like the second coming of Sam Kinison. His singing probably sounds like it too… “November Ra~iii~AAAAAGH! AAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!

11:59 pm July, 30 Stephanie said...

Axl has been going to the all you can eat places where everything tastes the same.

4:13 am July, 31 CB Popped said...

Is he actually making a fist?

Vince Neil.

4:15 am July, 31 CB Popped said...

Axl is 5″6′?

7:35 am July, 31 Troy Tempest said...

This can only go one place: Breakfast at Appleby’s.

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