Monday, July 30, 2012
Axl Oldey Approves of the HCwDB of the Month
Rockstar Leniency Rule never dies.
It just starts to shout at kids to get off its lawn.
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Mr. Whipple?
“Welcome to Metamucil, Baby….You’re gonna POOP!!!”
“Take me down, to a pair a’ Low Titties,
Where the dentures are green,
And my Depends are Shitty…”
“I used to love her, but I got Alzheimer’s…”
“My HMO takes patients…
little old headband patients…”
Wait’ll the other kids find out how cool my grandpa is! He used to rock!
“My hair resides in a warm safe place,
Where my dentures hide…”
I got the nursing home blues
nursing home blues
I don’t know what I did
and who the hell are you?
So what part of Mordor are you from?
(carrying on from Dark Sock’s “Sweet Child ‘O Mine)
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I down some more of the Metamucil
as I watch my career slide
Somebody get this man a cold ensure and a fresh depend!
Babushkas are making the big fashion comeback this year.
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Yentas.
Man, I hate to see the shit hemorrage in my e-mail when I finally receive all my notifications of follow-up comments and new posts.
Nice bathrobe. Did Afa the Wild Samoan hold a garage sale?
Appetite For Viagra
November Rogaine
Purgatory City
That homeless dude is rockin that bathrobe.
Izzy Stradlin called. He wants his daughter back. And pills.
Didn’t Winston Churchill look very similar to this picture right before he croaked?
This was taken right before his surgery to repair ptosis of the balls.
I didn’t know hookers take medicare now!
It just starts to shout at kids to get off its lawn.
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And by its lawn, he means her lawn.
“I get up around 7, get out of bed around 12″
GEEZ I thought for a sec that was a trashy look alike. Nope. It’s a trashy take 20 years to do an out of date titled crummy album washed up douchebag before they had douchebags kinda…
have to stop it here.
But it is him? UGH
he could at least give the tart 3 bucks to buy a bottle of bleach…so she can be all blonde.
I get up at 4:30
then take my pills around 5
early bird ends before 7 so I
hop in my Buick and . . . drive.
Take me down to Atlantic City
Said woman, take it slow
my angina is flaring up
Get in the [Hemorrhoid] Ring
Where the hell is that?!? Some dodgy in-patient treatment facility???
Only Axl could rock a 30-year old Holiday Inn comforter.
Cindy was so stoked with she found out that interns at 103.5 The Wind, would get to meet rock stars.
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She’s still waiting. And putting out resumes to other stations. And hoping the smell will wash out of her top.
“Sweet grandchild o’ mine..”
This picture should be used every day to incite more mockery.
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Axl is veering perilously close to having the Rock Star Leniency Rule revoked.
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Can we reuse this for Friday Haiku? Pretty Please, I says.
Well this is a special day,normally I see him in his battery powered Hoveround.
She’s some radio station sponsored concert ticket and backstage pass winner and now the photo op. Those records they made are older than her.
Mickey Rourke called. He wants his complexion back,
“Chinese Douchemockracy”
Sallie poses with a mental patient on his way to his afternoon electroshock treatment. The confused dementia patient passed the encounter off as just another crazy hallucination.
Appetite for Prunes
Gums n’ Rollators
Wait until he mistakes the tube of Fixodent for the K-Y. They’ll never be able to pry them apart.
going for his coffee enema?
That picture is just sad.
I think rockstar leniency only goes so far when you look like the second coming of Sam Kinison. His singing probably sounds like it too… “November Ra~iii~AAAAAGH! AAAAAGH! AAAAAGH!
Axl has been going to the all you can eat places where everything tastes the same.
Is he actually making a fist?
Vince Neil.
Axl is 5″6′?
This can only go one place: Breakfast at Appleby’s.