Wednesday, August 1, 2012
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“As Mama Selena liked to tell her friends in Boca, her son, Lil’ Pepe, likes ‘em tall, voluptuous, and with prodigious ham dangle ™.”
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L’il Pepe always came clean about his ostomy problems before he hit on the off duty peelers.
Hey baby! Lets bump tatts. Hop on my Hoveround and let’s blow this joint.
Wanna trade herpes strains?
Here smell this.
Here is a man with disposible income, no doubt about it, Lil’ Pepe is the type to put a $3000 sound system and $2000 rims on an $800 car.
Fresh off his shift from spitting in the fajitas and droppin’ pubes in the guac at Chipotle Lil’ Pepe expresses himself politically by extending his middle finger in support of feminism.
What is the big deal? It’s just a trany with the ex-five finger fillet champ Flippe
“Danny DeVito loves him some whores!”
“Danny DeVito loves him some trannies!”
“Danny DeVito loves him some whore trannies!”
“The bleeth! The bleeth!”
Gotta give him a notta.
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As in you ain’t gettin notta that.
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What did you think I meant?
“Herve Villechaize, Jr is following in his Father’s footsteps and reprising the role of Tattoo in the new show, ‘Douche Island.’”
“My parents went to Seaside Heights and all I got was this trashy whore and a scorching case of scabies!”
“Short people got no reason, short people go no reason, short people got no reason to live…”
“Smell m’ finga….ten dollas….”
“I help Glenn tuck it under the tape with this finger.”
All I know is I really wanna re-enact this scene with her.
“Two and a half Men”?
Lil’ Pepe measures his dick with one finger.
Get Shorty…Another Tranny. Ham Dangle FTW.
Lil’ Pepe is amazed that s’his tits are bigger than his head, and s’his Ham dangles further too.
S’hiztitts can cause whiplash. S’he is a real cockout – erm, knockout.
Casting for the American remake of “Nanny McPhee” was not going smoothly.
Lil Pepe fucked this site up… but let’s see if youtubers show up now…
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Man, Patton Oswalt pulls all the road-ass.
Looks like Lil Pepe’s Make-A-Wish sponsor finally came through when he agreed to take him to (a bar near) Disneyland and get his picture taken with his favorite character ( aw, who fuccen cares who she is. Look it’s Cruella DeVille!) just after they took his metal halo off that he’s worn for the last seven years because of that drive-by gang-related shooting. Later that night they’ll have dinner (at a strip club near) Epcot and get to see Cruella again. Good times! Good times!
Later, on his Facebook page:
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“Yo, I got dis bitch gettin’ mah rocks off an hour latah!”
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That’s when he left the club, drove furiously back to “da pad” (Mom’s house), and flew downstairs into the laundry room to load up a clean tube sock.
“Fuck y’all hataz! Dis pic cost me a full hour pay, yo!”
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The next night, a disgruntled and newly-fired McDonald’s fry cook pissed in the grease bin after being told his chin strap was, “once again, a health code violation.”
This is my kind of Bleeth. She will do unspeakable things.
Shooting the re-make of Fantasy Island in a New Jersey tranny bar wasn’t looking like such a good idea.
lil pepe is wider than he is tall…feverishly jams his sausage fingers up his frijole lard hole & deposits the payload in “Kendra’s” belly chasm, he calls the resulting ‘bling’ Chuy de Bunga Oro
Happy Hour at Tres Feliz Fellahs in Rosarito Baja Norte left Pepe a lil short
@Mr. Biggs 9:55
Holy shit. I saw that movie in the theater with Mama Oblongata. I have no recollection of that scene. However, I’m sure Mama got about 200 extra gray hairs after sitting though that with the three of us.
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But otherwise: “I don’t always fuck dudes….but when I do, I prefer blondes. Stay tranny, my friends.”
WFT is that half-t-shirt looking thing the tranny’s wearing?