Thursday, August 16, 2012
Caption This…
Katie keeps it in!
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Where’s Waldoof?
Here use this finger to plug it.
Angel indicates the length of Mario’s peen and the number of girls in the pic that have seen it with one hand.
Who ordered the cream pie?
“Katie!!!, OMG your Ham Dangle™ almost was exposed”
Young Hallie Berry hott on left looks like she’d be right in The Rev Chads wheelhouse.
In my dreams Katie also tries to assure Kimber’s modesty by putting her mouth on her boob.
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Fortunately it doesn’t work.
Butt-plugs are the new black.
Katie has never been the same since Kelly put the gyroscope in her monkey hole during a group pic.
Why do my fingers smell like tuna?
“You don’t use the whole hand for The Shocker!”
“I just want to see if this is where I left my car keys!”
“Bleeths are the new Douchebags.”
After forgetting to wear her maxipad, Katie enlisted the support of her friends and a gay sailor to control her projectile menstruation. Son.
I like Mulattoos.
“Wait, don’t take the picture until I tuck the balls back and under. Back and under, I says.”
“Scene from the wrap party for the new reality show ‘Bismark Shore.’”
I’d stop her menstuation with my tongue and a cup to capture her red wing juice.
“What can brown-eye do for you?”
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Guid is Good 6:20 am FTW
Kelly misunderstood when her friend squeed “Let’s go put some quarters in the slots!”
^”Squeed”? Is that when girls squeal so hard they pee a little?
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It’s about time there’s a word for that.
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And Squarted.
“Looks like I picked the wrong night to not wear my Queef Barrier!”
It was a long, slow walk to the emergency room with Katie desperately trying to keep Angela’s prolapse from falling out.
I, for one, would not mind if the picture that was taken before the photographer noticed there was lady zipper on display showed up in the alternate universe (hint: DarkSock)
Adrian Zmed can still party like it’s 1982 (and like he’s still relevant) in the Lowe’s parking lot.
There’s a disembodied middle finger salute going on here. To what is it attached? Does the gaybag have a 10 foot arm? Inquiring minds want to know.
I guess you know you’ve got a BFF when they are willing to perform the Cooter Cup move during douchebag photo shoots. NOTE: Carrie quickly pulled the Purell from her purse after the photo was taken.
“fresh fetid felch fries- four for a dollar!”
Electric Boogaloo IV: Enema in the Parking Lot looks like a fun summer movie.
This group doesn’t seem like they can come to a consensus as to how many “items” Katie is preventing the display of. That or they just can’t count. Or maybe they think she has a birth defect? Fetus arm dangling? Shit too many questions…
Moments before the diarrhetic sunflower.
Just how many bleeths and douches does it take to carry a post-op tranny into an abortion clinic? Ah one, ah two, ….
I love sluts. Heh heh, heh heh.
From douche: “Use the whole hand, it works on dripping bellends!”
Aberdeen IronBirds
Toldeo MudHens
Delmarva Shorebirds
Portland Sea Dogs
Tulsa Drillers
Beloit Snappers
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Orleans Firebirds
Hyannis Harbor Hawks
Cotuit Kettleers
Flash mob tranny prostate exam crashes Chilis parking lot!
Her fur burger was not camera ready at that moment.
Tara’s not ready to reveal her anal tattoo just yet. Katie does her a solid, providing pooper palm protection.
‘Twas a brisk fall evening and the chatter of Katies vagina dentata was driving the group nearly mad.
Known to her circle of friends as “Hyena Clit” her friend does her a solid and keeps thier Xmas card photo shoot from getting spoiled.
When the air powered t-shirt cannon broke, Angela volunteered her queef powered t-shirt launcher. A few mighty “twomps” later, and the crowd was enjoying their free (if slightly damp and musky) t-shirts.
“Felch Fries” great band name.
This is a great thread…
God, I wanna pee on the one on the far left…..
Legendary queefer Wendy “Big Ripper” Twatbelcher nearly died in the ring during a title bout queef off when she blew out her kegel muscle and had to be rushed to the emergency room!
More Shelf Pear.
Everybody be quiet! They’re about to do the yodeling vagina routine!
Julie Assange’s bff valiantly attempts to stop Julie’s wikileak.
And with one last push, Katie was able to get the two-headed mutant cow fetus back into Harry’s newly-formed vajajay during the trip across the parking let to the veterinarian’s office.
Katie is just now realizing that her bestie’s snail trial maker has permanently bonded her hand to her bf’s cooter.
OH SHIT! IT ATE GRAIN!
No no, that’s not what she meant by “Release the Kraken!”
This is actually an experimental musical group called “When the Wind Blows”. They’re very popular in in Hungary and Enid, OK. Their act consists of each member taking turns putting a hand over one of Red’s holes while Bobby squeezes/jostles her like and accordian. Tonight Katie was in charge of queefs while the others listen closely to make sure Red’s “in tune”.
Silly honeydouche (@9:48), post-op trannys don’t get preggers, and therefore don’t need abortions, that’s what makes them so awesome!!
THIS!
“He he, Kelsey, when your twat farts it tickles my hand”
Next shot on this roll of film is called Gravy Creampie
How many fingers does it take to get the tootsie pop he left in there
Oh shit Katie,I ate too much fiber.
Katie took her responsibility to protect the house’s reputation very seriously, since becoming president of Delta Gamma.
Covering your cooch when you queef–it’s called “good manners,” people. Sheesh.
….somebody gots a turtle pokin out!