Friday, August 31, 2012
Friday Haiku
Willard combs his hair
By extracting his head from
Between Sue’s milk domes.
Hairspray Vs. Gel
Sven debates Inga; waits for
Roofies to kick in
– saulgoode42
Jean’s big, scary hair
is not the only thing here
overinflated.
– FoghornLeghorn
B-52 ‘do
Meets ‘A Flock of Seagulls’ hair
Run so far away
– DoucheyWallnuts
Nihilists know how to
Party, Jan practiced his stare
For several hours.
– Capt. James T. Douche
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She will mate with him
Then remove her mask and feast
Mantids eat the males.
Utter und Denise
at Kraftwerk afterparty
he is unimpressed.
Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long
I’ve been waiting to awaken from these dreams
Hairspray Vs. Gel
Sven debates Inga; waits for
Roofies to kick in
Nihilists know how to
Party, Jan practiced his stare
For several hours.
fwippy dipstick douche
has the cold dark stare of a
nordic mass killer.
They might be whiter
Than white but is that soul glo
Frosting up the glass?
werner has bed head
helga untouched all nite long
werner prefers doods
he called out “Siegfried!”
tossing and turning, pillow clutched
helga’s boobs untouched
nine AM, they drink
werner longing for man ass
helga confused, pissed
Suddenly my nose
Is filled with the aroma
Of pickled herring.
Jean’s big, scary hair
is not the only thing here
overinflated.
This anemic boy
would like to fondle those things,
but his blood iron’s low.
Eastern Eurobag
Scours the taint of Prague as
Turd the Impaler
Snaggle toothed snatch meets
Cleft asshole, when they have sex
Sparks shoot across room
Skinny Norsebags stare
Does not please Techno Viking
Norse Bleeth queefs for Odin
Bib Fortuna hot
in “Return of the DeadEye”
wamp rat can’t pay check.
Scandinavian
Boobie hott makes my love gun
Rise to attention
B-52 ‘do
Meets ‘A Flock of Seagulls’ hair
Run so far away
Madame Toussad’s Wax
Museum that’s all I got
Is this thing done?
Elvira went blonde
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole
J-Roc leaves Trailer
Park. Know what I’m saying, yo?
Shit storm a brewin’.
one has to wonder
where’s Rev with the gyroscope
for her monkey hole
His Dairy Queen Soft-
Serv and milky white armsticks
mock her mammaries.
My Little Pony
contemplates her new rider,
Ed Polostickarms.
Oh my god. Flock of seagulls haiku for the freaking win
Her waist is smaller,
Than anyone realizes,
Smells of Eurodouche.