Monday, September 17, 2012
HCwDB of the Week: Guyliner Graham and Goth Gayle
While we had plenty of quality poo/hott last week, the guacamole making wrongness of Guyliner Graham and Goth Gayle was too butt-itch not to win/lose the Week.
And it’s about time we mock some creepy ass Gothbaggery all up in this place. Ubiquitous Herpster Beer Ads during football have been making your humb narrs cry in his chips. That, and Patriot shank.
Andrew Lucks neckbeard laughs at Guyliner Grahams attempt at growing a neckbeard and grudgingly approves of his win/fail.
I thought Jack the Lipper was Bag ‘o the Month?
Hipster beer ads harsh my buzz, but how about Hardees® abiding by the axiom that “sex sells” even if the product sucks.
Huge props Hardees® for using skinny, hiv positive, meth-addicted, barbecue-slinging, bi-curious skanks to peddle their line of wholesome, nutritional food products.
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By the “wholesome and nutritional” I mean processed and cholesterol-laden.
And, by “skanks,” I mean I’d lick their sweat like a f@#kin’ dog.
Graham believes one drives a car, but one pilots a Prius.
I mean this.
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Damn, now I’m hungry. Is Hardees open?
The Gostkowski miss was a fitting end to that horrible game.
@Hermit,
The marketing geniuses at Hardees failed to reach me with their add. I was watching TV at home, and I remember seeing taught, sweaty abs… then I blanked out for a while and I regained consciousness in a dingy pay-by-the-hour hotel room surrounded by empty bottles of malt liquor, used needles, and half dozen dea… I mean dazed hookers. I was up half the night hiding evidence, and I never did realize their was some sort of sandwich involved.
I think you mean Week not Month, boss?
BTW, this is the brunette from the ad:
http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Emily-Ratajkowski-treats.jpg
This one is semi-SFW, but their is plenty of NSFW wonderment if google.
Good eye Dude Mc C.
Guyliner Graham spends his food stamps on Maybelline®
Guyliner Graham has ABBA on his I-pod
New Donald Fagen cd coming October 17th.
I have a Thickburger in my pants. In my pants, I says.
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And here is the blonde.
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http://www.google.com/search?q=sara+underwood&hl=en&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pmFXUJvoEumy0AG214AQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=653
@ Hermit
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You’ve made me modify the Hardee’s commercial in a small but significant way. Instead of them slathering barbecue sauce on pork, they’re slathering my man sauce all over each other. Well, at least that’s how it looks on my monitor right now.
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jizz moppers
Goth Gayle looks like a girl who’s pretty active in the sack. I think Guyliner Graham just has dark circles under his eyes from lack of sleep.
Sarah ~underwood~? Really?