Friday, September 28, 2012

Friday Haiku

After seeing Jill
Todd was unable to get
Her ass off his mind.

Wearing an Ass Hat
Is better than being one
This douche managed both

– DoucheyWallnuts

Jills prolapsed colon
looks eerily similar
to my mechanic.

– Not Safe For Rest (NSFR)

Jill’s pear needs a rest
Todd is mistaken for stool
happens all the time

– Douche Springsteen

 

The Porn Convention
Was going well until Sue
Pooped a Latino

– saulgoode42

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6:49 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wearing an Ass Hat
Is better than being one
This douche managed both

6:51 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is World Record
For the largest crap ever;
Stop eating Hipsters

6:53 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Better than Rogaine
Heat from bleeth’s snatch regrows hair
Head smells like tuna

6:54 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

The latest craze in
sports wear: A hat that five guys
came in yesterday.

7:01 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

While at ComicCom
Her hemmerhoid came to life
Prep H not working

7:05 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Jills prolapsed colon
looks eerily similar
to my mechanic.

7:11 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Want to frost your tips?
Stick your head under Jill’s ass,
it shoots anal bleach!

7:13 am September, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

a mean trick to play
impersonating a chair
at school for blind hotts

7:15 am September, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

Jill’s pear needs a rest
Todd is mistaken for stool
happens all the time

7:17 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Embarrassingly,
Jill pinched out the biggest turd
Right on the show floor

7:26 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Todd was a nerd, who
did not understand her. “Slide
My head in Your ass”??

7:28 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

If enough people
call you a dickhead you should
just accept your role.

7:30 am September, 28 Douchble Helix said...

DB1 absent?
Jesus H Christ! Yom Kippur
Was just here Tuesday.

7:32 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The Hispanic food
Did not sit so well with Jill
Until it schatt out.

7:34 am September, 28 saulgoode42 said...

The Porn Convention
Was going well until Sue
Pooped a Latino

7:39 am September, 28 icame isaw idouched said...

A classical example
of pent up gas
resulting in a brain fart

7:40 am September, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Todd’s playing Carnac.
Tries to divine the future.
Won’t work, Shit-For-Brains!

7:42 am September, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Hott green pear could mean,
He is not Beavis,
So they’ll call him Butthead

7:42 am September, 28 FoghornLeghorn said...

Folks were astonished
when Jill birthed a full grown man.
Wrong a$$ was slapped, though.

7:43 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Sitting on men’s heads
for cash has its perks, now ass
smells like LA Looks.

7:54 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

DB1 has not
done haiku since his head went
up his monkey hole.

7:57 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Just another day
On the job at the porno
Convention, classy!

7:58 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

From the looks of it
Todd’s elbow was the first thing
he put in Jill’s butt.

8:02 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Juan is about to
Get a surprise, her lunch was
Packed full of olean.

8:02 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Someone please save this
poor hot from making so much
money banging dudes.

8:04 am September, 28 Blind Squirrel said...

Bleeth wants a rim job
Douche gets dingleberry hair
Too dumb to notice

8:05 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A greasy Latin
Melon is not the strangest
Thing thats been in there.

8:09 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Of all the things that
Have come out of her pussy
This douche is the worst

8:11 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“Can you please sign this
pic of your prolapsed rectum?”
Guy asks blonde in back.

8:11 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Juan gets to live his
Fantasy of smelling like
Sea scallops and shrimp.

8:12 am September, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

The Home and Garden
Show took a turn for the worst,
When a repairman
.
Was needed to fix
The broken Gyroscope in
Carol’s monkey hole.

8:13 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Later that day his
Friends all asked if he had shrimp
Fajitas for lunch

8:18 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That is one way to
Get across the border to
The U.S.of “A”

8:18 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gyroscope went in
A Herpster Douchebag came out
Monkey hole effed up

8:20 am September, 28 ehcuodouche said...

Todd says, “What am I?”
Instant pictionary win.
Yes, you’re an asshat.

8:22 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is a promo
Still from TLCs latest
About conjoined twins.

8:24 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Having a conjoined
Twin made Jills porno career
Most interesting.

8:27 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He cannot get up
His head is cemented in
Place by dried nut glue.

8:28 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“I’m Todd Crockett. King
of the Wild Porntier. That
hats real poonskin too.”

8:33 am September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This will be the first
Case of pubic lice on top
Of a persons head.

8:40 am September, 28 hermit said...

Platinum blond’s confused.
Can’t believe white dude’s I.D.
“YOU’RE Long Dong Silver??!”

8:41 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

When Todd comes home to
his wife she should shit on his
head to win him back.

8:50 am September, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What’s worse than a Shart?
A queef that results in this;
The birth of a douche

8:54 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Tap that ass or make
a cap outta that ass? Todd
wins Project Doucheway.

9:03 am September, 28 Merle Baggard said...

Boobies sagging low
in background make me morose
only a half chub

9:18 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

I know mustache rides
are free but fauxhawk rides should
cost twice that same price.

9:23 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

If it was Plinky’s
Mom in place of Jill, poor Todd
would be RIP.

9:28 am September, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

lonely horny dork
leaves safety of mom’s basement
gets V.D. on head

9:41 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Jill gives Todd samples
of new hair gel, “Dippity
Other Men’s Goo Do”

9:42 am September, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“And if I can find
His car keys, we can drive out.”
Bumm-barr-rum-bumm tish.

9:45 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Hey, remember that
scene from “There’s Something About
Mary”? Todd doesn’t.

9:47 am September, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Meh. It’s a living.
Gotta pay the bills, y’know?”
– JellyDongHead Jones.

9:58 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“The Bleeth that Laid The
Golden Douche is best told with
Nature’s meat puppets.

10:12 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Todd so far up Jill’s
ass he musta lost his Man
Card at blonde’s table.

10:18 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

Not the first time Jills
had people wait in line to
put things in her butt.

10:23 am September, 28 Not Safe For Rest (NSFR) said...

“Sorry for being
a buzzkill on the best day
of your life, Todd.” -Me

11:24 am September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to bone her
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

11:41 am September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jimmy Hoffa III
Looks for grandfather in poon.
Only finds wristwatch.

11:50 am September, 28 Mr. Biggs said...

Many good poop jokes
With ass pear la plante to boot
Vintage haiku week

1:30 am September, 29 Little Willie said...

Creep likes it when people pump wet farts on his head. Then he turns around and licks their pucker hole. He prefers male ass so he can give a rusty trombone but an occasional obliging female suffices in a pinch.

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