Thursday, October 11, 2012
Mongor’s Glass Face Scares Children and Dogs
Shards of douchal aura emanate off of Mongor’s dead visage like the numbed halos of calcified cherubs.
No idea what that means.
Kafkina Kardashian regrets leaving Albana for that Upper West Side au pair job back in ’98.
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Nothing emanates “Hard Ass Attitude,” like wearing a Michael Jackson t-shirt. I guess that’s just how it is in Bratislava.
He’s got an E-Blo like vacancy in his countenance and that’s probably the closet Michael Jackson ever was to a pair of tits, nice tits at that.
Looks like the Mongor’s selection from the dance hall girls is prepared to take him to the back and compelte the negotiations. Whatever that means- I need coffee.
You know, Mongor’s expression reminds me a lot of the dead-eyed look Skinny D’Amato used to get right before he’d give a guy an ass punch. It got to the point where guys who saw that look would pretty much faint before Skinny’s fist hit colon.
His T-shirt. He’s a guy (theoretically) and is wearing THAT T-shirt…….
The poor dweeb just earned himself a job as a test subject at a napalm factory.
I, on the other hand, am very glad Kafkina Kardashian left Albania to grace our shores. Woo Hoo!
I do believe you meant Albania, boss. Otherwise, I have no idea where Albana is or was.
It’s true. This man has no dick.
Mongor did not get the message that it was a taupe themed party.
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The Taupe Mortadella Mons is my favorite sandwich at HamDangle’s Meat Curtain Emporium and Delicatessen btw.
Schmuck Mathematics:
Cro ‘Bagnon – horse steroids = Mongor
boobs
I know what that means. It means he’s late on his car payment, has an impacted colon, fondled Macaulay Culkin in Munich and a daschund in Düsseldorf.
Mongor looks at boobs. Mongor get confused. When Mongor get confused, Mongor get sleepy.
And later that night Mongor could be seen holding on for dear life while circling over the A’s-Tiger’s game.
Mongor probably thinks a tumbling rock killed Michael Jackson.
Mongor has to concentrate to breathe.
Did Mongor get his tatt done at the
Castle Aaargh. Looks like it trails off around his arm.
Tags? Fucck closing them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiT_5cr3tYI
The beady little eyes also scare me. Mongor also likes sleepovers with young pubescent teens.
Mongor is baaad, baaad you know he’s baaaad. Kafkina is thinking maybe that turnip farmer in Kardashistan wasn’t so bad after all.
Kinda has that creepy Arch Hall Jr. kind of face.