Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:27 am October, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Those girls are snackable. DDT Donnie is smackable.

8:28 am October, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

^ Danny. no disrespect intended, just a good smack.

8:31 am October, 18 majordouche50 said...

Nice boobs on these two-the douche does look asleep.

9:14 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Latrell Blackman (respect) in the background looks on with envy and says “damn, I knew I should have worn my douchetags and blue-blockers today”

9:22 am October, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Douchble Helix, on the other hand, is muy mucho impressed.

9:36 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think we are viewing a rare pic of the missing link between the Guido/Jerz/Ed Hardy classic douche and the hipsterbag here. Note the glasses. sneakers, plain shorts, and rare version of fung he’s sporting.

10:25 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

What I don’t get is the melancholy look. Bag is the meat in a hott sandwich and he looks like his dog just got ran over by the garbage truck.

11:00 am October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Hey, chick on the right ,
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You need $5 for a rental locker for your stuff? I’ll give you $50 with the inclusion of some other benefits ……

11:48 am October, 18 Anonymous said...

Danny would rather be surrounded by two hunky guys just outta prison so he could fulfill his natural role in society as a jail twink.

12:02 pm October, 18 Morbo said...

I think Danny is a cardboard cutout.
Cindy on the right, meanwhile, is seeing how much swag she can get by showing off the goods and flirting, without actually doing anything naughty. She’s good at this game.

12:34 pm October, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lacey Bikiniwax on the right is HOH material, and by that I mean I’m fantasizing she’s into hard anal and hate fucks.

1:15 pm October, 18 Wheezer said...

Given RevChad’s observation (9:36 a.m.), I think Danny’s full given name could be Ed Hipstardy.
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Edward Daniel Hipstardy…..E.D. It all makes sense. That’s why he’s acting calm, because the only thing truly stirring inside him is anxiety.

4:35 pm October, 18 Guid is Good said...

I think The Rev could be on to something – The Missing Link to the neo-Darwinian Out of Jersy thesis. And there is never anything bleethy about stripper heels and bikinis.

6:26 pm October, 18 FredN. said...

John Turturro’s been working out.

10:30 pm October, 18 Stephanie said...

Hey, what do they charge these fuccers to stand around in their bathing suits,trucker hats,bling,large sunglasses,hair gel,and stupid looks and parade around and get photos taken from the hotel?
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Suckers.

12:03 am October, 19 Little Willie said...

The babes might be halfways fuckable assuming they don’t smell too bad. Danny’s ultimate career aspiration is to be a washroom attendant in a gay male nightclub.

12:13 pm October, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Dukes Daisy looks like she’d put a restraining order on me if our eyes met across a crowded room.