Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:39 pm November, 27 creature said...

her lips, his hair say Tidy Bowl

2:01 pm November, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s not his date. Oh, I suppose they call it a ‘date’, but I’m pretty sure she’s a hooker prostitute escort.

2:04 pm November, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Instagram, a new world of Douchebaggery awaits

2:14 pm November, 27 creature said...

lotsa gratuitous boobie…thnx boss!

2:18 pm November, 27 crazed aborigine said...

Based solely on the look in her eyes, I’m pretty sure this first date is going to end with him bled out white and cold, after she cuts his arteries with her sharp, sharp knives. She’ll tell the forensic psychologists that she “Had to do it, it was the only way to get the demons out of the poor man. All of the voices agreed on that part”.

She looks crazy enough, he probably won’t even mind too much.

2:33 pm November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ll do Most Euro Eurobag again. Requests are coming in from artists to replace ELO as the patron of the Douchies. Sons.

2:47 pm November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Madonna and Anderson Cooper are dating?

2:50 pm November, 27 Guid is Good said...

Never use you Grandmother’s hair products.

3:03 pm November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two house bands this year for the Douchies. Slash and Sara McLachlin. ELO will appear as well as Hall and Oates, Bing Crosby and David Bowie duet, Kate Smith, Ethyl Merman, Frank Sinatra and the Pack, Eddie Money, 38 Special, The Allman Brothers Band, Frank Zappa, Moon Unit Zappa, Robert Plant, Chicago, Earth Wind and Fire, Styx f/REO Speedwagon and many, many more.

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Here’s just a tease of what is to come. Last years house band is here to pass the torch from their gig in Johannesberg. The most special Rosie Vela is now a very close friend of mine. And by close, I mean she never knows when I have scaled her fence and peeked through her bedroom window. She thinks the stains and the window was pigeon goo.

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3:05 pm November, 27 Vin Douchal said...

They have been living and working amongst us in vast quantities. The government knows all about them

3:14 pm November, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Rev

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Let’s make sure Wilco gets a slot in the ceremony. Nils Cline’s guitar work gives me goosechills

4:43 pm November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wilco is in negotiations with the Douchie music committee on Skype at the moment. I think they will show up with a grand live performance. Son.

5:11 pm November, 27 creature said...

she’s stretched her diseased batwings to cover her nips

7:06 pm November, 27 Scooby Douche said...

The Reverend @ 3:03:

What? No Grand Funk Railroad?

7:23 pm November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Scooby Douche

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I don’t know how I left GFR in with the “many. many, others”. They are now confirmed to be playing three songs.

9:01 pm November, 27 Stephanie said...

See I told you the aliens are here and have been hear for quite a while.

9:03 pm November, 27 Stephanie said...

It’s like this,when the radio stations play only one song from Led Zeppelin,even though they have hundreds of songs they could play,but they only play this one song called Fool In The Rain. And I just want to fucking scream.

9:18 pm November, 27 Billy Scrotebag said...

Blue Norway says come eat my feesh!

5:31 am November, 28 Ted Brogan said...

I can’t tell which one looks more psycho. Also, boobs.

5:50 am November, 29 Capt Canuck said...

If they’re not aliens or demons, then they’ve got to be vampires.