Thursday, December 6, 2012
Mike the Suburban Homie Makes the "Double Rocker Horns"
Mikey doesn’t normally attempt such a delicate move as the “Double Rocker Horns.”
But when the ladies of Sheboygan are ready to party, Mikey will bring it.
The girls of Sheboygan put the poo in the poo poo platter, if ya know what I mean…
Bleached blonde is 100% perfect… well, perfect for me.
I’m surprised this fellow isn’t part of the Largeman clan, but perhaps he’s part of a distaff line of the family.
Pink shirt is giving Mikey the ‘Check Your Prostate’ sign.
The Crazy Hairdo Cousins test their wiles in a local drinkery. So far, douchebag magnetism and little else.
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Phallic shaped bar beckons, GF’s. Get tanked
Mikey outkicked his coverage just in getting this pic with the newly-initiated Alpha Gams from UW-Sheboygan.
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I’m with Capt. Canuck – I wouldn’t mind initiating Pixie McGee myself.
I have found bottle blondes of that hue have black overly curley gabiles, which works to kill the renoB. Gabiles, I says.
Mike and the ladies of Sheboygan (minus sexy bleached blond) need to lay off the brats and fried cheese curds.
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fatsos
Fuck Texas and their shorthorn ways…
Mike’s mid-west harem is coming along nicely. Another two or three and he might be able to exchange them for a camel. Or possibly a Dodge.
Lady in blue is trying way too hard. On the other hand, I’d give any of the others a go. After several bottles of the beer that made Milwaukee famous. Ok, for the platinum blond, maybe a shot of Jack. Just to relax me, you know.
Salty sweat stains on a broad (our far left) is a little uncommon.
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I’d fuck her, of course.
2 marginal hotts, some flotsam & a beached whale….i’d pay good money to see them waddle in grease
Blondie gives me a hardon and she’d be a reasonable fuck. At least for a couple hours. The rest are unmentionable nobody’s especially the retard making the hand gestures. That idiotic look is a boner kill.
You can be sure Mike doesn’t act this way,around other guys. But with the women,he’s a complete dork. Great Jerry Lewis link by the way.
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In Wisconsin everything comes with cheese.
Platinum Love Pixie’s butt smells like dove soap, and like all twenty-somethings these days she has no Gabiles down there. Grass don’t grow on a racetrack. Son.
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Ask me how I know about the twenty-somethings…DB1 knows what I be talkin’ about…it was fun while it lasted; w00t!!!
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Dirty Ol’ Bastards