Friday, December 7, 2012

Friday Haiku

Smiley McFlatChest
Looks on as History’s made:
OldBag meets No-Sag!

Those aren’t pasties
Her nipples are infected
From a bad boob job

– DoucheyWallnuts

The old guy prays for
Pinkie’s adhesive to fail
before his nap time.

– FoghornLeghorn

 

Frosty the Blow Man
Traded corn cob for crack pipe
Climbs gum drop mountains

Kandy Kane wants a
Kiss under her cameltoe
My yule log ignites

– Mr. Scrotato Head

Fake tits fake hair fake
Fur fake diamonds fake smiles,
Fake woman — real dick

– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

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7:23 am December, 7 DarkSock said...

By Bob Seger’s Cockk…
She has some points of her own
Way up firm and high

7:28 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The White George Clinton
Scores pink haired Hott with pasties
And her “Grenade” friend

7:29 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The White Super Fly
Put his gyroscope in her
Pink-haired Monkeyhole

7:30 am December, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Pimpin’ ain’t easy
Luckily, Bob and his wife
Have a hot daughter

7:30 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Those aren’t pasties
Her nipples are infected
From a bad boob job

7:31 am December, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

High and tight,
no longer just a cut,
for those in the Corps

7:32 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My erection proves
I love thin, fake-titted bleeths
Fake-titted, I says

7:34 am December, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Do androids dream of
Electric sheep? No, they just
Want money up front

7:34 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This threesome will cause
White fur coat to be stained by
Bodily fluids

7:36 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Countless Alpacas
Died to give birth to this coat
Alpacas now weep

7:38 am December, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Don’t look right at his
Shiny crotch-piece. Face will melt
Just like in raiders

7:39 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His cane smells like bleeth
All the way up to the tip;
Time for a new cane

7:43 am December, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Juan Shortman enters
“Hey! This ain’t the Red Lobster!”
Ogles cans. Exits.

7:55 am December, 7 The Dude said...

Pinky has great tits
But she also has a great
Personality

8:04 am December, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Are pasties clothing?
Are those tits and that hair real?
Metaphysics mess

8:11 am December, 7 FoghornLeghorn said...

The old guy prays for
Pinkie’s adhesive to fail
before his nap time.

8:17 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Work Christmas Party
Lampshades are so outdated
Mort croons “HO! HO! HO!”

8:20 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Accountant Fiscal Cliff
Says “What’s all the worry, yo?”
It’s only money

8:25 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mort wanted Kandy
But what about my bestie?
She can hold my cane

8:27 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Frosty the Blow Man
Traded corn cob for crack pipe
Climbs gum drop mountains

8:29 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hurrican Sandy
Won’t slow Jersey X-mas scene
Frostbite is a bitch

8:33 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kandy Kane sparkles
Not like gay “Twilight” vampires
More like crystal meth

8:36 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Going left to right …
Too jaded, arrogant, dumb
to feel sense of shame

8:38 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Smiley is entranced
by shiny objects; he’s entranced
by glittery boobs

8:40 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Strippers need love too
“Not you, Smiley! Come back when
you’ve had your boob job!”

8:44 am December, 7 Morbo said...

Christmas party at
The Gold Club is sad affair
Stockings stuffed, $20

8:50 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Cosmo Kramer shines
In our fav’rite X-mas flick
“Ho Alone, Twin Peaks”

9:00 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kandy Kane wants a
Kiss under her cameltoe
My yule log ignites

9:04 am December, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Santa has a third list
Who Earned Christmas ass kicking?
Mort is on that list

9:07 am December, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Halloween costumes
Negative image of pimp
Bro’ as man with job

9:09 am December, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Looking at this crap
Honestly, I got nothing
I’d come out swinging

9:14 am December, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

dollar store baubles
and paid-to-pose bolt on bleeths
do not make a pimp

9:25 am December, 7 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Fake tits fake hair fake
Fur fake diamonds fake smiles,
Fake woman — real dick

9:32 am December, 7 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Attack ships on fire
Off of Coto de Caza
Skin-jobs — time to die

9:37 am December, 7 Blind Squirrel said...

Turd dressed as Yeti
Cotton candy wig hottie
Her bolt ons are great

9:41 am December, 7 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Aging salesman dates
Future ex-wife number three
But prefers fembot

9:49 am December, 7 Tits McGee said...

Her two-tone lipstick
Looks like an unbleached asshole.
Here comes the shitstorm!

11:05 am December, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The great Howard Stern
Once king of all media
Now pimpin douchebag

11:39 am December, 7 icame isaw idouched said...

Two air inlets
For this blowup doll
Who’s got a pin?

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