Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Orangeman Jones says, “Happy New Year!!”

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This afternoon, Orangeman Jones plans to invest in soy futures.

The Silk Sheer Caramela Twins are paid to appreciate your staring at their suckle thighs. While the clock is running, they pout wistfully and thank you for your attentions.

EDIT: It has been confirmed that Orangeman Jones is none other than the one and only Nick the Dick from Bachelor Party. Not looks like Nick the Dick. The actual Nick the Dick. Slow-clap please.

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12:22 pm January, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think this may be the rarest of rare douche sightings; an Oldbag Incest Bag and Bleeth combo. I think the bleeths may be mother daughter and Orangeman Jones is the Daddy. Also, he looks like the guy from the Batchelor Party movie who puts his joint on the big sub roll and brings it to the ladies sitting at the table in the Chippendale’s strip bar.

12:32 pm January, 1 Vin J Douchal said...

Crazy bitch on right is giving the Mayan Eyebrow of Botox
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Wish that chick on the left was facing the camera, however we can believe that knee is in motion heading to a direct nut shot if we wish to believe. Believe it

12:33 pm January, 1 Vin J Douchal said...

Gunt

12:51 pm January, 1 The Dude said...

Makes me want to invest!

1:53 pm January, 1 creature said...

Is that Jim Jones?
…thought he bought it drinking the Kool-Aid
happy gnu year
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deciples

2:01 pm January, 1 Douchble Helix said...

He’s Col. Flagg from M*A*S*H. They are whores.

2:04 pm January, 1 Wheezer said...

Orangeman Jones, AKA the grandson of Wayne GROOton.
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“Douchke Bag”
“The Blingless of Las Vegas”
“Sugar Daddy, Don’t You Come So Fast”

4:34 pm January, 1 Guid is Good said...

If this Orangebag has pulled off this mother daughter combo he can get away with those pajamas.

4:41 pm January, 1 Sir Douche said...

Nice lounging outfit. For all three. Is this by the pool or in the casino?

5:33 pm January, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Unholy orange triangle. *shudder*

6:24 pm January, 1 The Dude said...

Dude’s got Kung Fu cheetah loungeware and we dare to mock him? uhm, yeah.

6:36 pm January, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet All That Is Holy Alan Thicke! Stay away from the Tiny Dancer on the left cause I want her. You can keep the other one.

7:44 pm January, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

I believe DW is right that they are a mother/daughter combination. Mmmmm……mother/daughter combination, anyway I digress. Daughter on the left is all yours Rev, Mom on the right has that Mayan eye of “I enjoy 3 ways”

8:32 pm January, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Why not just make him the husband/daddy?

8:37 pm January, 1 John Smallberries said...

King Fu Cheetah pattern gives me spins, but…. that front pants leg is oddly slack. is it possible Col. Flagg is an amputee? Either way, I believe he Knows Something We Don’t, but would tell us if we asked nicely.

9:06 pm January, 1 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Douchebag of the year 2013 ? He’s a contender.

1:13 am January, 2 Peter said...

Orangeman Jones also says, “Stand aside, plebian bleeth, I am on a roll with your daughter!

1:35 am January, 2 Guid is Good said...

Suddenly my New Years party seems kinda lame.

1:41 am January, 2 Guid is Good said...

O’Man Jones was certainly having more luck with the laydeez since he bought a pair of Robert Mugabe’s used pajamas on Zimbabwean Ebay. Best 950,000,000 ZWD he ever spent.

9:47 am January, 2 Phat Dong said...

You are correct, DoucheyWallnuts. It is Brett Baxter Clark, otherwise known as “Nick the Dick” from the Bachelor Party flick…

3:36 pm January, 2 DarkSock said...

Nick The Dick looks like he needs a donor to be a Giver of Their Liver; he puts the “Jaw” in “Jaundice”.

4:22 pm January, 2 Douchble Helix said...

“Nick The Dick”.
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Someone got *paid* to write that?

6:16 pm January, 2 JustMC said...

Bachelor Party came out in ’84. Call me a sap but I’m just happy for the guy.

1:31 am January, 3 Stephanie said...

Douche vampire and his two bloodsuckers.

7:35 am January, 3 Douche Wayne said...

No doubt a contender for The Yellowtail Douchie 2013.

12:51 pm January, 3 Dave said...

Dang, I thought that was Fess Parker

5:23 am January, 4 Douchble Helix said...

Dave said, you may be on to something.
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Ol’ Fess might coulda shot that leopard he’s a-wearin’.

12:02 pm January, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

What do his kids and ex-wife think when this ihis Christmas Card?

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