Tuesday, January 8, 2013

GoDaddy Tongue Licks My Cheeseballs

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Site was down all morning, thanks to the Ad Wizards at GoDaddy, who prefer to pay Danica Patrick to take off her clothes than actually provide working dedicated servers.

Which, come to think of it, is actually a logical decision.

But the site was down alls morning and now I’m cleaning up the detritus and getting ready for some more new-column shenangians.

In the meantime, enjoy the perfection of curvy-taut Carolyn on the right. I would pitch-step through a field of nuclear daisies just for the chance to fondler her bears in the woods.

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8:36 am January, 8 skrag2112 said...

Clarence the Cross-Eyed Douche tries to have a thought. Nothing happens.

8:38 am January, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Does Addidasbag have a second head?!?!? It’s one thing to pierce your nose and lips for attention, but to surgically graft a dead human head onto your spinal column for attention is crossing a line. And by “line” I mean “busy highway.”

8:53 am January, 8 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Clarence in the Middle wears a crosshairs on his chest, then looks up to see what hit him from above.

8:58 am January, 8 MC Mackemsy said...

Bring on the HCwDB spinoffs. This place is about to get all sorts of “Joanie Loves Cachi”.

9:14 am January, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Look what I got for Christmas; a cross-eyed Retard all wrapped with a pretty bow!

9:21 am January, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Dr Rodgrigo and his test monkey come down from his new, improved strain of bath salts. Luckily, the interns got the placebo

9:46 am January, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

Newly filmed scene from “Weekend at Bernies 9: It’s Gotten Out of Hand.”

9:47 am January, 8 The Dude said...

That is a strange group. I like ‘em already.

10:06 am January, 8 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I’d say the guy with the gay-adidas hat has been wanking a little too often. Oh wait, that causes hair on the palms. Whatever he has been up to, it’s probably time to see an optometrist.

10:42 am January, 8 ehcuodouche said...

What the fuck is that thing in the middle? Kuato decided to photobomb this pic?

11:13 am January, 8 creature said...

what happens when ‘Jungle Cruise’ shrunken heads come unshrunk…x3
& yes Carolyn is hot!…hot enuff to make my shank sizzle

11:20 am January, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Even Piss Morgan would agree to limited firearm use in this situation. You got pwned by Alex Jones you little British fop Piers. I knew Larry King and you sir are no Larry King.Son.

11:22 am January, 8 Troy Tempest said...

clarence is having a staring contest with a tiny fly on the bridge of his nose.

11:37 am January, 8 creature said...

Torronto ready to go total douche…
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/politics/2013/01/mayoral-candidate-day-jose-canseco/4322/

4:24 pm January, 8 Stephanie said...

It’s all about who’s eaten the lead paint chips. And survival of the fittest.

6:21 pm January, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Karen is cuter version of Emma Stone, which is like saying I have a Porche, but only it’s the fast kind. HoH.

6:22 pm January, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

err. Carolyn.

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