Friday, January 11, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Blue hair, hot dog arms;
How can Saiko resist this
Oppa Gangnam Pile?

My pee-pee itches
From looking at this picture;
Cyber Clap is real

– DoucheyWallnuts

A lucrative job
At holding a sign by the
Freeway awaits him.

– Capt. James T. Douche

Aliens have come
They want our women; and dress
Based on Pokemon

– saulgoode42

How in the hell did
Traffic control road crew guy
sneak into the club?

– hermit

Parking valet that
thinks he’s a drift racer, hoons
cars that aren’t his.

– Douche Wayne

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7:13 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He will get all the
Pussy once his skullet grows
Out completely, bleeech!

7:14 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That pool will be foul
In no time with his inky
Hep C fuck custard!

7:16 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I hope those black balls
In the pool are mines this mess
Needs wiped from the earth!

7:19 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My pee-pee itches
From looking at this picture;
Cyber Clap is real

7:20 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I am glad I let him
Cum in me with no condom
Said no girl ever.

7:21 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sight of the Side Pear
Gives me a renoB; distracts
From the main horror

7:25 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His look of ennui
Could be caused by every
Decision he’s made

7:26 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dear Reverend Chad
Is this a mulatto or
An Asian bleeth?

7:38 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I thought the point of
The doorman was to keep guys
Like him out of here??

7:41 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Along with his skin
His peen drips in multiple
Colors and thickness

7:44 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A lucrative job
At holding a sign by the
Freeway awaits him.

7:45 am January, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

Blind marine student
thinks Bleeth speak are dolphin squeaks
At the vegas pool

7:46 am January, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Aliens have come
They want our women; and dress
Based on Pokemon

7:50 am January, 11 hermit said...

How in the hell did
Traffic control road crew guy
sneak into the club?

7:51 am January, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Asian Jerry Hall
Considers lucrative pitch
From the Rainbow Pimp

7:52 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Calling all Marines!
Tell Afghan locals he wiped
ass with a Koran (Quran).
.
Watch the sparks fly as
as Afghan locals shit stomp
douche to fine powder.

7:54 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I want to shit in
The pool after a meal of
Corn and collared greens

7:55 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Addition of vest
and tatts brings his weight to just
over his I.Q.

7:57 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I think it would be
acutally an improvement
Over current scene

7:58 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She tries to console
douche after encounter with
smurf rusty trombones.

8:02 am January, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Young Chunky Monkey
In the background of this pic
Looks like a great time.

8:06 am January, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No one at pool knew
what to do with this ass clown
after tsunami.
.
.
.
.
.
What? Too soon? Too late?

8:09 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Even with roofies
And copious amounts of
Vodka she still says
-
No to a golden
Shower, his nastiness cuts
Through the drug/booze haze

8:10 am January, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She just finished a
Three day colon cleanse he is
Still down for butt stuff!

8:21 am January, 11 FoghornLeghorn said...

I am more aroused
by that girl on the left’s ass,
than by Blue and Pink.

8:27 am January, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Lake Hepatitis
Ladyboy Scribbletatt Interface
Me love you long time

8:47 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Despite his ink, I
don’t think he’s a doctor or
a marine. Fo’ realz.

8:49 am January, 11 Misty Axe said...

Yu Stin Ki Pu frash tattoos
Why take no jacket off?
Must stay coor arr the time

8:53 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Back to the Future
Part II is not factual.
No one told this guy.

8:55 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Parking valet that
thinks he’s a drift racer, hoons
cars that aren’t his.

8:57 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“Fine Mom, but this is
the last time I bring my ‘tard
brother to the pool.”

8:58 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Where else can you go
play with giant black balls in
the sun? Never mind.

9:11 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Pei Lei is only
allowed poolside if he wears
clothes from Baby Gap.

9:14 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“Life of Pi” a lot
less interesting without
tiger or lifeboat.

9:15 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Punk, emo, raver,
kawaii, twink poser, hipster
is too cool for pool.

9:15 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She likes he-trannies
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

9:17 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Kumar lifts red shades
to fire his eye-lasers though
back of his blue head.

9:18 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cassandra’s daughter
Is a little skinny, but
Garth’s son is just gross.

9:20 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Giant Mickey Mouse
Head in pool inspected
For lice by trainer.

9:20 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Please allow me to break haiku form to direct everyone’s attention to the delicious side-pear, stage left. Back to our regularly scheduled program:

Darksock feeds masses
early portion of ass pear
if you look hard. Son.

9:23 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Fast and Furious:
Vegas Nights” starring Gilbert
Godfried Junior.

9:23 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Asian princess is
pimping her bro out, dressed up
as her barbie doll.

9:25 am January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the sili-
Cone in it’s boobs or it gets
The hose. The flat hose.

9:30 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

If you took the hat
off, the blue comes off with it.
Comb over surprise!

9:35 am January, 11 Bag Margera said...

Disney’s sequel to
Mulan is a modern girl
douchebag-in-disguise.

9:44 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

‘Bag Bats Maru’s son
keeps family tradition
of douche adornments.

9:44 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Guy in pool
Fondles King Kong’s
Severed left nut

9:49 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Bleethy Trani likes
Boys with blue hair.
Side pear!

9:51 am January, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“I play Uncle Sam, it’s better than part I have now: guy who orders strike on Pearl Harbor.”

9:53 am January, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The bleeth needs a meal
The douchebag needs a beating
A match made in hell

9:57 am January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is Douchebag Smurf
On vacation in Vegas
Cheating on Smurfette

10:09 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Blue hair. No
longer for old ladies.
Side Pear!

10:11 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Green, blue, yellow.
like gay pride flag–
only fagier.

10:13 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

This is one rainbow
party I’d avoid.
Side Pear!

10:15 am January, 11 Dr. Don Keydic PHD said...

Oh dearest Side Pear,
I’d untie your black bikini,
With my dick.

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