Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday Bonus Haiku (ultra-rare missing one-half of site’s mission statement edition)

id wipe my schwantz on her drapes son

Check out this dame’s stems…
Her legs go up to her neck;
Wrap around you twice…

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# posted by DarkSock
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8:06 am January, 25 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Who needs bazongas,
when you have gams just like those?
My pecker approves.

8:11 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Yeah, I would pound that!
But I’d be good for 3 secs.
And then so sleepy.

8:43 am January, 25 saulgoode42 said...

Her glistening pins
Make me think of mortal sins
And give me the spins

9:00 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

With legs up to there,
And not one visible hair,
I’d pay any fare!

9:00 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is she mulatto?
Or a blonde Asian mash-up?
Either way, I’m hard

9:04 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is she for real or
Photoshop renoB maker?
Who cares? I’m turgid

9:21 am January, 25 FoghornLeghorn said...

Just for one second
I wish this leggy girl would
move her friggin’ hand.

9:33 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A mulatto, an
Albino? A mosquito?
A nice big renoB

9:37 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Keeping proportions
Her snatch could house a Caddy
Coup de Ville, I says

9:37 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

He legs. Very long.
Go alllll the way
from
her
ass
to
the
ground

9:40 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

sorry *her not he. Its hard to type with one hand on my manly scepter and the other on the keyboard and drunk.

9:46 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Luscious long poon tongs.
Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds
Me of physics class.

9:47 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Luscious long poon tongs.
Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds
Me to wear condoms.

9:48 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Luscious long poon tongs.
Black Hole Gwen Stefani reminds
Me of my limp reed.

9:49 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She buys tailored pants
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

9:51 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

To do it Doggie
Black Hole Gwen Stefani needs to
Have nine- foot ceilings.

9:53 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Last time I saw a
Female with legs that long I
Was feeding giraffes.

9:55 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In college, Black Hole
Gwen Stefani was known to run
Mantie Te’O down.

9:56 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When she was in high
School, Black Hole Gwen Stefani
Most Likely To Trip.

9:59 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She enjoys standing
Cunnilingus from her Great
Dane. Come here rover!

10:01 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d do her doggie
Style from step ladder.
Jesus-sized ladder.

10:03 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the femurs
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The long hose.

10:04 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Black Hole Gwen is so
Tall that midgets fuck her on
A pogo stick. Son.

10:05 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Black Hole Gwen’s the kind
Of chick that gets the balls off
Of the school roof.

10:05 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Austrian, Wallnuts. That’s like German-lite with less Panzer blitzes and schiesse porn.
.
She has big feet and I don’t like it.

10:07 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

That girl is so tall
She has to wipe her schwantz on
Your second-floor drapes

10:08 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

My Super Power gone
Tall Blondes are my Kryptonite
Please Kneel Before Zod

10:09 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

Met Inside the Palms
Sacrificed my dignity
How Much for the Hour?

10:10 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her vagina is
So long that even Norman
Fell can’t reach cervix.

10:10 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

Tall and Vapid Stick
Sleep all day and dance all night
Coke…Hell Of A Drug

10:12 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When not modelling,
She escorts part time. Charges
By the length of bone.

10:14 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Genetic trait gave
Black Hole Gwen long legs. Knees are
Vestigial feet.

10:15 am January, 25 Bag em, Tag em said...

Waste Our Time Dreaming
How to get with gangly blond
Owned by Saudi Prince

10:54 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long
Her meat curtains are more like
Small meat hankerchieves

10:58 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her velvety ass crack
Would be the perfect place for
My purple renoB

11:20 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long
When she takes the hose she needs
It from fire truck

11:53 am January, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

She puts the bone in
bonus. I am not kidding
Leg fetish is back

8:29 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
She has to climb a ladder
To shave her pee-pee

8:29 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

^ what?

8:31 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

I dub this Goddess
Leg Pear LaPlante. So let the
Masturbating start.

8:33 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
Her poop is dessicated
Before the splash-down

8:34 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
Sir Edmund Hillary’s
Her sole anal hound

8:35 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
She has to lay down to
Ride a bicycle. Son.

8:36 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
It takes three guys for her to
Perform 69.

8:37 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
Her toddler piss has yet
To hit her diaper

8:39 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
Only Felix Baumgartner
Can provide her head
re

8:40 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

Her legs are so long
When she sleeps in Florida
She farts in Rev’s face

8:41 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

where you bitches at?

9:21 pm January, 25 JustMC said...

Predator Douchebag
Attends gallery debut
Makes trophy of Hott

11:18 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long
She can dunk a basketball
With her piss flaps. Son.

11:19 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long
Her queefs are a danger to
The Ozone Layer

11:22 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long
Google Street View Cars map her
Erogenous Zone

11:27 am January, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her legs are so long
She has a snow-capped Mons and
Sub-tropical feet

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