Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:37 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Meth addict skinny
Is the new heroin chic
Gangnam style blows!

7:38 am January, 25 saulgoode42 said...

Lady GagGag and
Korean hitmaker “Why?”
Have been paid to mate

7:39 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mister Rogers of
Asia asks will you be my
Neighbor? Fifty bucks??

7:41 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

Make sure you check out
The douche-free bonus haiku
I just posted. Son.

7:48 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

After a night of
Fun and partying breakfast
Is served, blue waffles!

7:50 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Anorexic chicks
Love it in the ass and mouth
And so does this guy

7:57 am January, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She is great to take
Out, she does not eat much but
She does not swallow.

8:01 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It is time to sing,
“Luck be a lady tonight,”
Cuz my date is not.

8:05 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sweep the bush first, son
For hooded drool-snake before you
Put your nose in there

8:15 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Her schnoz is real big.
Perhaps her biggest asset?
You could camp in there.

8:25 am January, 25 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Weffer-theen not-hott
so skinny she’s transparent
Plaid Man Haz a Sad

8:33 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mantei Gayo, Jr
Has real life girlfriend who weighs
Less than a fake one

8:37 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The rib cage reveal
Gives this douchebag a chubby
Likes skinny guys, too

9:41 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The ghost of Amy
Winehouse inhabits many
Skinny souls. Son.

9:42 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Macrame skirt holes
Allow her poon to breathe. Smellls
Like teen spirit. Son

9:43 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her nose doesn’t grow
Sincxw thew gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

9:52 am January, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Get Rhinoplasty!
And stick the trim in your chest
Way to ‘grow’ a pair!

10:01 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Pacquiao’s spit bucket boy
scores skinny yet
fuckable gweilo

10:04 am January, 25 Dr. Don Keydic PHD MD ESQ Sr Emeritus said...

Quartasian Kim Che
will suck quarter inch
nub of rickshaw boy

1:04 pm January, 25 Wheezer said...

He’s just a big dork.
“Hipster: you’re doin’ it wrong.”
That’s the best I got.

1:18 pm January, 25 Bag Margera said...

Parker Lewis can’t
lose, but Tony Jintau has
to roofie the booze.

9:37 pm January, 25 JustMC said...

Dark arboreal
Ethno-mystery toothpick
Scales Asian Seacrest