Wednesday, January 30, 2013
"No More Gynochin"
Numerous readers have written in and begged me to stop with the Gynocular douchetrocities that remind us of the dog days of 2011.
Nay, I say!
Nay!
Nay!
For we must witness!
That is our duty!
With a douche-jaw like that, and a bevy of hotties in tow, what else ya gotta do on a Wednesday? Don’t tell me you have a job.
Pshaw, said the cat.
They both look like they’re competing in a man-yogurt distance-spitting contest.
I picture a still-grunting Donk leering down at them.
I am going to buy a bat. Not just any bat. One of those aluminum softball bats. And then I’m going to smash every duckface with it. Why aluminum? Wood bats crack. Aluminum just dents.
Fuck Gynochin!!!, also is that the horse that DSock peed in?
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Gynochin reminds me of my abandoned alter ego, Sir Hamilton Man-Titty, who is actually mentioned in the thank you section of DB1’s epic tome, “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” (on sale now at an Amazon near you).
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Here is Sir Hamilton Man-Titty’s family crest:
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／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼
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Medical FACT
^OK, that was a long way to go just to use that bitchin’ new unicode thingy I found.
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And if you don’t like it:
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╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮
Kim Kardashian’s junk:
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What, WHAT is the deal with the leaders of this site, and their weird-ass equid/camelid fetishes?
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They should be into Binturongs, like normal people.
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Because horses smell like, horse. Binturongs smell like popcorn.
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Biological FACT.
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The Gynochin I’m sure, smells like used car lots, and imaginary ambitions.
Is that the Gyno’s sister, Gynachin? And by Gyna I mean Gina. And by Gina I mean Jina. And by Jina I mean vagina.
No, her name’s Jenny.
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Jenny Talia.
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Hot Buttered Binturong is the name of my next band.
It just hit me as to what Gynochin puts down under “profession” on his 1040EZ: artificial horse inseminator.
a bearcat ball gargled me once…wait…that was beer cat…what?
I must admit I was somewhat sceptical concerning Gynochin’s crowning as DBOTY 2011. Seeing all this new “material” has me wondering how I could ever doubt the skill and experience of all the seasoned douchemockers that knew better than me…
I guess there’s only one pic of a Binturong ever taken.
He is the gyno, the gynochin, he is the leader, the leader of douche.