Friday, February 1, 2013
Friday Haiku
Jeb has stopped speeding
Since Jenny’s nightstick was crammed
In his monkey hole
Halloween outfit
Easy-Loving Cootch Dancer
Motor Boat Jenny
– Et Tu Douche?
Massive Mammaries
Make Meatheaded Manny’s Mouth
Maul her Maracas
– DoucheyWallnuts
The roofie goes in
her drink, not on your tongue you
insipid meatwad.
– UFO Destroyers
Some say more than a
handful is a waste of boob.
They are idiots.
– Douche Wayne
This is not her first
rodeo, but certainly
his first roady ho.
– Bag Margera
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Billy Bob licked hard
But felt something on his tongue;
He licked her mole off.
Jeb’s got a good mind
Ta’ plow her sodden furrow
With his Love Tractor
Hey, Cindy…I know!
Let’s play “Cops and Renob’ers”.
Get out the handcuffs.
He tried to get in
The back of her “cruiser”, but
Had to work a beat.
It’s “Police Woman”,
The new LIfeTime Series stars
Angie Dick-in-Some
If you sumbitches
Don’t start posting, I WILL put
My shit on front page.
Massive Mammaries
Make Meatheaded Manny’s Mouth
Maul her Maracas
Cleavage avalanche
Gives me a massive renoB
I need “Private Time”
It’s unusual
That a tranny with big tits
Brings on the Turgid
Great stuff, ‘Sock!
Jennys B( . )( . )b’s Inspire
Jeb drops hit of Mesacaline
Date rape charge pending
Halloween outfit
Easy-Loving Cootch Dancer
Motor Boat Jenny
This cop takes the hose
The beef hose, the beef hose, the
Beef hose, the beef hose
Jeb thinks his Tic Tac
Will keep him fresh. But his stank
comes from all over.
Jenny’s bustin’ out.
Which causes Jethro to Freeze.
I think I would shoot.
The lack of Haikus
Could be because there weren’t
Any picks last week
I would violate
Every Penal Code there is
To Fucc those fun bags
She couldn’t wear a
Bullet-proof vest since fun bags
We’re sewn into her
Douchebag distracted
By herp outbreak on his tongue
Misses tit lick chance
Why no picks last week?
In a bind and way behind
My quandary was:
.
Post Haiku front page
Or bust out Friday Thoughts/Links?
I chose hangover.
A cunning linguist
Would know what to do with those;
This douchebag doesn’t
The roofie goes in
her drink, not on your tongue you
insipid meatwad.
Officer Kim shows
her perfect supple breasts. Jeb
shoots load in own mouth
Renee P Coltrain
catches duke of hazzardous
waste with her cooter.
Jason Presley’s son
Is like his douchebag daddy
Oh wait look! Boobies!!
One of the London
brothers, either Jason or
Jeremy, licks tits.
Overgrown taste bud
develops mind of its own;
leaps into cleavage.
“I was in Mallrats!”
“I thought that was your brother?”
“I’m not sure, myself.”
He wanted to kiss
with an ecstasy tablet.
Hats got in the way.
Fun bags, chesticles,
dirty pillows, gazungas,
boobies, boobies, tits.
Unless that hat brim
conceals wonky white milk eye,
I cannot resist.
Some say more than a
handful is a waste of boob.
They are idiots.
He chooses to waive
his right to remain flaccid
Jethro COPS a feel
Et tu 7:53 ftw
Going to prison
for acts of douchebauchery.
Bag em and tag em.
Terrible people
always get older and want
Halloween all year.
Where’s the Reverend Chad?
Has he taken censorship
Too personally?
Pressed against those boobs,
Billy Bob licks remnants of
the guy before him.
This is not her first
rodeo, but certainly
his first roady ho.
If you jib on boobs
And nobody can hear it
Does it still go “spap?”
Perhaps Reverend Chad
Is protesting my theft of
His Monkey-Hole Meme?
You can’t hide the drugs
from me dirtbag. Nut grabbing
always makes them talk.
Chesty McGee hides
eye wound with
strategically titled cap
cowboy crook Joe Bob
lured in by massive boobs
gonna get meat stick
yank on cowboy junk
by the busty meter maid
makes Pez dispenser
Poncho Pete believes
licking hat string
impresses tities
Majestic mamories
give pancho Pete
tongue anurism
Confronted with tities
Broke back Barry
pukes a tick tack
Pauley’s poison pill
pokes Police Patrol Patty’s
pink pleasure pillows.
A classic story.
Javert catching Jean Valjean.
Les Miserables.
Today’s reNoBeL
Goes to the busty cop who
Needs to lose the douche
Pillow Top Patty
issues writ to urban cow joke
‘Sieze Pussy Tongue Cyst’
big titty po po
has secret douchebag weapon
shoots lactate bullets
he thinks the tic tac
is a basketball to toss
into her boob net.
Respect to Hermit and all the Easy-Loving Cootch Dancers out there.
She hasn’t shaved nips
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
His celibacy
Plus her massive mammaries
Tongue cumdrop results