Friday, February 22, 2013
Friday Haiku
That little Dutch boy
Is never around when a
Dike needs to be plugged…
Douche birth ritual
doc holds mom over dance floor
where baby conceived.
— Douche Wayne
Looking for kicks. Girls
Invent new internet meme.
It’s called “Harlem Sharts”
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Ducklips throws peace sign
On Jersey Girls night out
Regret, shame to follow
— Et Tu Douche?
Ironically, her
hand placement is a pointless
act of modesty.
— Charles Douchewin
“Don’t bother” said Kim
The web is already full
of pics of my vag
— Magnum Douche P. I.
When she moves her hand
out slides a forty-two ounce
Louisville Slugger
— hermit
Showing off their catch
Like they do on Whaling Ships
She’ll soon be mounted
— Bag em, Tag em
‘Sock won’t rerun pic
once the gyroscope’s
in his monkeyhole.
Douche birth ritual
doc holds mom over dance floor
where baby conceived.
Brings new meaning to
the word ‘piggybank’; shake her
hard and change falls out!
Strip club manager
invents a new instrument:
the pussy-bassoon.
She always comes down
With hysterical prolapse
On Girl’s Night. Woot. Woot.
Always a fan of
Celebrity. She queefs mice
When Richard Gere shoiws.
Jokers all. They prep
For friend paying bill with
Ping Pong Ball attack.
After she has kids
‘They will have to turn her to
Slingshot for these games.
When they picked her up
They realized they must cover
Mulva’s big Vulva
It puts its hand on
The puss or it gets the hose.
Golden Shower hose.
She has stopped farting
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Spicy Latina went
Too hard on Tequila. Hand
Hides poopy Patron.
Angel deadlifts Luz
Me want de punany bad
Olestra leakage
Looking for kicks. Girls
Invent new internet meme.
It’s called “Harlem Sharts”
The glossy cover
For new erotic board game
“Public Anal Beads”
Takes two to tango,
but takes sev’ral to perform
douche-ish baby bris.
Hally Berry gives
A disapproving .”Nnnnnnn, Nnnnnn.
Damn Sistas, Nnnnnnnn, Nnnnnnnnnnn.”
TMZ Headline
“This is something not often
Seen in Compton, yo”
Cindy is exposed
To toxic levels of douche
Poop coming out now
Before it’s too late
Cover the box and block the
Vaginal Blood Fart
Ducklips throws peace sign
On Jersey Girls night out
Regret, shame to follow
Crossing the border
Is much more difficult when
Carrying fat Bleeth
Her Vag is so big
One of her girlfriends can fit
In her Monkeyhole
“For she’s a jolly
Good fellow……. for she’s a jolly
Good fellow…….for PLLLLTTZPLOTCH.”
Ironically, her
hand placement is a pointless
act of modesty.
The evil clan smiles
With lust. The hissing foetus
Projects with bloodpuss.
Roman Polanski
Is filming a sequel called
“Rosemary’s Vulva”
Weeks later a small
Grotto was placed honouring
“‘The Mexi Cannon”
“Our Lady Of Moist
Flattulence” is hoisted up
As a miracle.
New slogan for Nike
Used in a test market of whoors
Proclaims “Just Poo It”
When Cutting the Queef
You cover the Va-ja-ja
With any hand near
“Don’t bother” said Kim
The web is already full
of pics of my vag
When she moves her hand
out slides a forty-two ounce
Louisville Slugger
Showing off their catch
Like they do on Whaling Ships
She’ll soon be mounted
Carrying her out
D-necked Vinny celebrates
Roofies have kicked in
Amy was the prize
For best Groping and Fondle
At Bleeth Carnival
Woo-Girls at the club
Jagerbomb victim in VIP
Doctors cannot save
BFF Crystal
Always there to cover up where
Dignity leaks out
She has big boobies
And no panties and she’s got
Friends with benefits
.
Bonerfits
Her Meat Curtains are
So stretched out her friend had to
Push them into place
ack!
.
She has big boobies
And no panties but she has
Friends with benefits
.
Is there a draft in here?
Smells like bean & shame
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Hot chicks and douchebag
Something, something gyroscope
something monkeyhole.