Friday, February 22, 2013

Friday Haiku

a hand in her pee is better than poo on the bush

That little Dutch boy
Is never around when a
Dike needs to be plugged…

Douche birth ritual
doc holds mom over dance floor
where baby conceived.

– Douche Wayne

 

 

Looking for kicks. Girls
Invent new internet meme.
It’s called “Harlem Sharts”

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Ducklips throws peace sign
On Jersey Girls night out
Regret, shame to follow

– Et Tu Douche?

Ironically, her
hand placement is a pointless
act of modesty.

– Charles Douchewin

“Don’t bother” said Kim
The web is already full
of pics of my vag

– Magnum Douche P. I.

When she moves her hand
out slides a forty-two ounce
Louisville Slugger

– hermit

Showing off their catch
Like they do on Whaling Ships
She’ll soon be mounted

– Bag em, Tag em

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6:56 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

‘Sock won’t rerun pic
once the gyroscope’s
in his monkeyhole.

7:00 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Douche birth ritual
doc holds mom over dance floor
where baby conceived.

7:15 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Brings new meaning to
the word ‘piggybank’; shake her
hard and change falls out!

7:17 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Strip club manager
invents a new instrument:
the pussy-bassoon.

7:24 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She always comes down
With hysterical prolapse
On Girl’s Night. Woot. Woot.

7:25 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Always a fan of
Celebrity. She queefs mice
When Richard Gere shoiws.

7:27 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jokers all. They prep
For friend paying bill with
Ping Pong Ball attack.

7:28 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After she has kids
‘They will have to turn her to
Slingshot for these games.

7:29 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When they picked her up
They realized they must cover
Mulva’s big Vulva

7:30 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts its hand on
The puss or it gets the hose.
Golden Shower hose.

7:32 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has stopped farting
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:36 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spicy Latina went
Too hard on Tequila. Hand
Hides poopy Patron.

7:37 am February, 22 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Angel deadlifts Luz
Me want de punany bad
Olestra leakage

7:39 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Looking for kicks. Girls
Invent new internet meme.
It’s called “Harlem Sharts”

7:42 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The glossy cover
For new erotic board game
“Public Anal Beads”

7:46 am February, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Takes two to tango,
but takes sev’ral to perform
douche-ish baby bris.

7:46 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hally Berry gives
A disapproving .”Nnnnnnn, Nnnnnn.
Damn Sistas, Nnnnnnnn, Nnnnnnnnnnn.”

7:48 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

TMZ Headline
“This is something not often
Seen in Compton, yo”

8:00 am February, 22 ehcuodouche said...

Cindy is exposed
To toxic levels of douche
Poop coming out now

8:13 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Before it’s too late
Cover the box and block the
Vaginal Blood Fart

8:15 am February, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ducklips throws peace sign
On Jersey Girls night out
Regret, shame to follow

8:19 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Crossing the border
Is much more difficult when
Carrying fat Bleeth

8:28 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Vag is so big
One of her girlfriends can fit
In her Monkeyhole

8:33 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“For she’s a jolly
Good fellow……. for she’s a jolly
Good fellow…….for PLLLLTTZPLOTCH.”

8:36 am February, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Ironically, her
hand placement is a pointless
act of modesty.

8:37 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The evil clan smiles
With lust. The hissing foetus
Projects with bloodpuss.

9:08 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Roman Polanski
Is filming a sequel called
“Rosemary’s Vulva”

9:15 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Weeks later a small
Grotto was placed honouring
“‘The Mexi Cannon”

9:17 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Our Lady Of Moist
Flattulence” is hoisted up
As a miracle.

9:19 am February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New slogan for Nike
Used in a test market of whoors
Proclaims “Just Poo It”

9:30 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When Cutting the Queef
You cover the Va-ja-ja
With any hand near

9:32 am February, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“Don’t bother” said Kim
The web is already full
of pics of my vag

9:41 am February, 22 hermit said...

When she moves her hand
out slides a forty-two ounce
Louisville Slugger

10:16 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Showing off their catch
Like they do on Whaling Ships
She’ll soon be mounted

10:18 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Carrying her out
D-necked Vinny celebrates
Roofies have kicked in

10:20 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Amy was the prize
For best Groping and Fondle
At Bleeth Carnival

10:28 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

Woo-Girls at the club
Jagerbomb victim in VIP
Doctors cannot save

10:29 am February, 22 Bag em, Tag em said...

BFF Crystal
Always there to cover up where
Dignity leaks out

11:10 am February, 22 The Dude said...

She has big boobies
And no panties and she’s got
Friends with benefits
.
Bonerfits

11:11 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Meat Curtains are
So stretched out her friend had to
Push them into place

11:12 am February, 22 The Dude said...

ack!
.
She has big boobies
And no panties but she has
Friends with benefits
.
Is there a draft in here?

11:42 am February, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Smells like bean & shame
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

11:46 am February, 22 Bag Margera said...

Hot chicks and douchebag
Something, something gyroscope
something monkeyhole.

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