Monday, February 25, 2013
There is a Six Pound Wristwatch of Douche In This Picture
You are forgiven if you cannot locate it.
EDIT: And on a totally unrelated Oscars note, Ang Lee eats at In-n-Out Burger with his Academy Award. Those are good burgers, Dude.
Douching it up, sipping on shitty over priced Champagne in some dark back room with the delusional hope that you’re gonna get some stripper gash is no way to go through life Son.
Watch out, watch guy!
Nope, not seeing it. Wait, is it around her neck like a great millstone? no, no, I got nothing…
Can’t swing a bag of cats without hitting something fugly in this room
E Boss. The boobs, the boobs.
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@Et Tu
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Never much hankered the over-practiced urbane chicks. Now the Laurentians now thatls some fine strippers. Girls from Saskatchatoon smell like dust, methyl alcohol, and lack in teeth
Barney Rubble’bag
Mongoloid ‘Bag.
Is it still a chinstrap if the person has no neck?
L.A. Kings Ice Girls swimsuit calendar has chicks in bikinis. With hot bods
Vaguely semitic raccoon prepares to suckle her young.
Shen Lee Manxiao believes you can never wear too much mercury-tainted facial whitener.
HORRY-WOOOO!
How can this be the first transvestite comment yet posted?
What is wrong this dude’s dimensions. Her tits are bigger than his head. Did he get Beetlejuiced?
After directing Brokeback Mountain a little In-n-Out action would be the last thing I would feel like.
Yep, the tranny thing occurred to me, and that’s a great question about his tiny noggin.
When your head is smaller than your watch, which is smaller than one of her boobs, something has to give. Ask Pedro.
Even with a larger watch he still doesn’t know what time it is.