Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Pimp Jose Dresses Up For Your Sins and Cuddles Kelly
The 1990s were a silly time.
There were music videos about princes and peaches.
Somehow, somebody named “Gwyneth Paltrow” inexplicably became a movie star.
But amidst all the rancor and surliness of a bored and aimless decade with too much time and not enough gravitas, there was one thing that didn’t exist.
Really stupid giant necklaces.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it, I Love the 90s on VH1.
Yup. Got nuthin.
Coffeetime.
I call costume party baggery
This chick looks like bikini blonde hot below. So if this chick equals bikini chick, is that Chris?
ATTENTION ALL HANDS: NECKBEARD ON DECK!
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I’m out of touch (with pretty much everything); but isn’t Fright-Fest over?
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There is something about her that I like, but he is a festering turd.
his neck bones collapsed
Hot Chicks With Jabronis
She is a hott that looks like she has completely given up trying to look hot. Prob cause her boyfriend Humpty Neckbeard is a complete tard.
What a Nancy boy!
She doesn’t have to try, Magnum. Did you see her smokin’ body on the previous post? Dayum.
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I’d like to be the party responsible for afflicting her blonde tresses with hopelessly tangled fuck-knots. And she’d still look fine.
Kelly needs to cuddle with The Dude instead.
Ben Affleck’s beard cries at this beard. But Ben’s beard is gone now, so what do we have to consider? The transitory nature of life. That’s what.
“Jose Hombregrande”?
I thought driving 50 miles in this damn snow storm sucked hind tit. Then I come home and see this on my ‘puter screen. I have a headache. Damn! I need a beer. Shit! I can’t afford beer.
I suggest Kelly,get a Happy Meal and make him fetch it,and she runs the other way.
Fat,dopey and stupid looking is no way to go through life son.