Monday, April 8, 2013

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Beatrix Potter never did learn what cast her to the fifth circle of hell upon passing away quietly in her sleep in 1943. But she did quickly learn eleven new uses for carrots. Nine of which involved orifices.

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11:38 am April, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

Alice, in sunglasses, never really understood the expression “Down the rabbit hole.” The way it was explained and then shown to her, it should more accurately be “Up the rabbit’s hole.”

11:47 am April, 8 The Dude said...

Annette Funicello died today. I can’t wait until Bo Derek dies! Too soon?

12:19 pm April, 8 skrag2112 said...

A minute later the Yeaster Bunny bends over and invites the girls to ‘find the hidden eggs’.

12:40 pm April, 8 Doctor Magnifico! said...

“Okay, do you three want it one at a time or shall we come together?”

12:55 pm April, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Clara told her friends she was gonna fuck like a rabbit at her Bachelorette Party so Millie was very specific with her instructions at the agency

1:06 pm April, 8 Crucial Head said...

With his newly shorn torso and right arm, Br’er Rabbit once again tricked the foxes into allowing him to plant his carrot in their mud gardens.

1:09 pm April, 8 Crucial Head said...

Silly wabbit, Dick Trix are for chix, not Manny, Moe and Jack on Tranny Night.

1:31 pm April, 8 Crucial Head said...

Music, douche. Put that tape on.
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What tape?
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Jefferson Airplane, “White Rabbit”. I need a rising sound.
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You’re doomed. I’m leaving here in two hours and then they’re going to come up here and beat the mortal shit out of you with big saps. Right here in the fucking club.
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[Splashes and screams]
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Alright, I’ll do it. But do me one last favor, will you. Can you give me three bleeths? That’s all I ask man, just three bleeths to douche on before tomorrow. I suspect it’s going to be a very difficult day.

1:33 pm April, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Little known fact… rumors of Micheal Bay remaking Donnie Darko are what actually killed Roger Ebert.

1:38 pm April, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Little known fact… In the original French version of the Velveteen Rabbit, the rabbit saved from burning by Ron Jeremy when the rabbit agrees star in gay Furry porn.

2:27 pm April, 8 DarkSock said...

Damned Harkonnens

2:27 pm April, 8 DarkSock said...

Proof that a rabbit punch is similar to a donkey punch

2:28 pm April, 8 DarkSock said...

“Those aren’t milk duds on the floor, ladies…”

2:29 pm April, 8 DarkSock said...

Gary, staring with rapt admiration from behind, muttered “Quick…somebody paint my cockk orange” to no one in particular.

2:32 pm April, 8 DarkSock said...

“No, no, no!”, Kim Jung Un screamed; “I wanted hossenfeffer, not ho’s and fluffers!!!”

6:58 pm April, 8 creature said...

king furby flexes at Mitchell Brothers SF, plays musical chairs by repeatedly jamming carrot back in three separate soil sockets while screaming, “PAY ME MOTHER GOOSE!”

7:18 pm April, 8 DarkSock said...

Soil Sockets = great band name

8:30 pm April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“You think my foot’s lucky? You should see my cock!”

8:31 pm April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I’ll eat the carrots as long as they don’t smell like the one to my right.”

10:33 pm April, 8 Guid is Good said...

The Three Little Bleeths.

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