Monday, April 8, 2013
Props to the 'Sock!!
I’m back, bitches!! Walkabout: enlightening like a Don Draper doorway. Tasty HoHos?: Consumed. Alcoholism: like a rusty steak knife cutting through a well aged steak.
Props to the great DarkSock (not pictured) for a week well handled in driving the ole’ HCwDB bus.
This deserves an 80s Slow clap.
And, of course, an image of an unholy rockerscrote mugging a sweet poodle pooch hottie globble fondle.
Also, I think I finally fixed the damn mysterious bug that was crashing the site everyday. Who knows? I’m holding this leaky ship together with duct tape and spittle at this point. But we may be operating at 100% again.
So I got that going for me.
I nominate her for the hall of hot. Say it slowly honey Mrs. Dick Fingers.
Darksock is a rare breed, like a priest who doesn’t molest young boys, a Vegas Bleeth without tatts and fake boobs or a politician not on the take.
Please let that not be Meytal Cohen in the photo…..
Darksock is a rare breed, like a sailor, after an extended shore leave in south east Asia, who didn’t get crabs.
I enjoy bleeths who have that touch of Asian in ’em. And by enjoy I mean ejaculate.
Darksock is a rare breed, like the 65-year old gay guy without O-ring issues. O-ring issues, I says.
Darksock is a rare breed, like a literate Viking blasted on mead
Darksock is a rare breed like the Captain of the Costa Concordia blasted on mead.
Darksock is a rare breed, like a 20 something who can actually carry on a verbal conversation for more then 5 minutes without being distracted by incoming, banal texts.
Darksock is a rare breed, like the Kardashian girls banging white dudes.
DarkSock is a rare breed, like Kate Upton on Meet the Press. Without the tits and related hottness, of course.
DarkSock is a rare breed, like when my duck pee’d in a chicken.
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a sportscaster who doesn’t use the word “unbelievable” to describe everything.
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a hott who doesn’t think everything is “amazing!”
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like an Italian sea captain that can actually dock a ship.
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like that secretary who waxed my weenie under my desk once. Waxed my weenie, I says.
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like large natural breastessesszz on a Bleeth
Darksock is a rare breed, like a bleeth with pubes.
Darksock is a rare breed, like an NBA player without several illegitimate kids and a lengthy rap sheet
Darksock is a rare breed, like a sports pundit who doesn’t keep saying “we’ve been talking about blah blah fuk’n blah”
Darksock is a rare breed, like that Herpster barrista at the local coffee shop who enjoys his/her job, smiles a lot and actually thanks you when you add to their tip jar/cup.
Darksock is a rare breed, like a federal government that legalizes weed.
Darksock is a rare breed, like Stackhouse speaking respectfully of broads and left handed Jew (Respect) lawyers
Darksock is a rare breed, like Mongor or E-Blo smiling whenst their photo is being taken.
Darksock is a rare breed, like a hetero Zyzz and or ChestBrah plus their devotees/minions.
Darksock is a rare breed, like Stackhouse eating beef.
Darksock is a rare breed, like an Alabama school girl who says No to her cousin.
Darksock is a rare breed, like an unmicturated Clydesdale in Biloxi
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DarkSock is a rare breed, like a man who appreciates his women for their intelligence and personality over their boob size.
Darksock is a rare breed, like that animal that is culled for Porch Beef.
And I was thinkin’. There are a Lot of bags on this site that deserve slow Clap. But then again, they pro’lly already got theirs.
Would Fast Actin’ Tinactin help with slow Clap?
Sweet poodle quartasian pooch pear has small, firm tits that this rusty old blade would like to fondle.
Darksock is a rare breed, like a solid Olestra dump.
Darksock is a rare breed, like an architect who’s not alcoholic.