Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Rusty Swab

Rusty Swab

‘Beware the swirling sleeve tatts of The Rusty Swab,’ whispered the seagull to the ancient mariner who bid adieu to his granddaughter Sophie at a wizened old port in Westchester.

And the rest was what Aristotle called tragedy and Marx called farce.

No not that Marx.

The other one.

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7:14 am May, 16 Olddog1 said...

And here I thought Groucho….

7:50 am May, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I believe it was Groucho who said: “I never want to belong to any Pudclub that would have some douche like me as a member.”

7:52 am May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The word on the street was that Richard Marx used more hair mousse than the entire band Poison did.
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Yet another couple that fills me with ennui. As Anthony Kiedis sang;
“Dirty baby time you’re gonna take some
Pretty baby love you’re gonna make some
Little lady hearts you’re gonna break some
Kinda shady tears you’re gonna fake some”

8:50 am May, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Great pun that your Canadian fans should appreciate, Chief!
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Hint: Le Grande Orange

9:05 am May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Rusty’s tongue can strip chrome off of a car bumper

9:06 am May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Rusty’s tongue has a part-time job as a fly trap

9:06 am May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Rusty’s tongue trades ass cleanings with a chihuahua

9:09 am May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Rusty’s tongue squeegees windowshields at red lights at Figueroa and Wilshire

9:09 am May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

windowshields? Whatev

9:21 am May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The misogynist bent of this thread is a bit troubling.
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That being said, has anyone heard the joke about the blonde whore with the rib cage tatt who uses her tongue like an auger?

9:47 am May, 16 creature said...

these two ‘apples’ would spoil the Soylent Green hopper

10:24 am May, 16 Charles Douchewin said...

Rusty’s tongue couldn’t make the casting cut for this exhibit.

10:58 am May, 16 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Years ago I actually served Richard Marx with some legal papers. He lives in a fricken castle in the north shore burbs of Chicago. Apparently some people must have liked his crappy music / moused hair cause the dude is loaded.

12:09 pm May, 16 creature said...

@ charles douchewin, will robotic cow tongues replace bungwad?
…hopin so!
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future entrepenuers

1:58 pm May, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Whatchutalkin’bout” Willis in the background looks like he’s gonna go over there and see if he can make this tard’s tongue roll up like a window shade. And I fully support it.

5:49 pm May, 16 Guid is Good said...

They forgot the “T” in the Discover STD website.

2:33 pm May, 17 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

What does his shirt say

RUSTY
ORA
HERPES

DIRTY
HORA
MOMMY

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