Thursday, June 13, 2013
Inflatapeople
New!! From Mattel!!
It’s… Inflatapeople!!
That’s right, kids!!
Just add vodka, wait four hours, and let the douchey pool party begin!!*
*Only $7.99 at participating Walmarts, PetCos, and other fine establishments in the greater tri-state area.
* Consult your physician before inflating. May cause irritable bowel syndrome, rectal itch, shingles, lupus, or a total loss of faith in a just and moral universe.
Dudes got some serious cankles. Now this is more like it DB1. These are the people we should be making fun of. I’m a lawyer so…I know these things.
If I can inflate Shirley buy placing my hose in her carefully hidden port & pumping furiously, til said hose vomits…then I’l have the female model please
…btw, I would find Shirley even more disirable if she would yank off Chucks shriveled valve stem, sending him into the next county as he rapidly expels hot air
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wind bags
Barney Rubble-bag
Her vaginal drippings are collected and used for graffiti removal in Downtown Cleveland
“Cartoonish? No, I’m a Presbyterian”
Ab tatt ideas from Marvel Comics!
What’s up with Inflata-Bleeths bathing suit bottom? Did somebody try to photoshop female genatilia in there?
Cephalothorax
Where’s Dark Sock, and Wedgie?
The calf supplements seem to be working.
Platypus feet.
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Is Shamu lurking in the pool? Let’s hope so.
Can I imagine her fun bags are real, just for another few minutes?
I heard she was second runner up in the World’s Worst Legs Contest last year.
I’ll tell you where DarkSock was. Son. The Ex (respect) just flew the kiddie socks out here on her own dime for the summer for my visitation. So I was showing them my tomato plants (I’m getting in practice for when MS legalizes other vegetation). Went to water them because they were wilting in the obscene heat here, and out runs the fattest fuccen gecko I ever saw. Fucker’s belly was so fat its legs were comically scratching trying to propel his pendulous body. Which is fine; I have a cutter worm infestation which I assume he was giving me an organic assist with. He must have eaten every fuccen one. He hauls ass straight into my shoe. Mind you, I’m wearing my Pantera jammy bottoms; loose and baggy. I assumed he bumped my shoe, went around, and into the shrubbery. Paid no more mind.
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Except he apparently got on top of my shoe. When I went to go back inside, up my bare leg he went. And onward into my boxers.
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I was trying not to crush the little bastard but then he reached The Danger Zone. I did a Hitler jig and fished him out. Dumped his stunned but intact ass back into the tomatoes. Went inside. Laid down for my hourly rest per doc’s orders.
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Then I felt the tail writhing, like Ed Norton’s penis. Amidst my balls.
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Strip time.
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I can imagine him recounting his adventure to his fellow Geckos (I have dozens here; they my niggaz), telling of how he tried to seek shelter in a dark cave but some dick, a couple of nuts and their asshole friend cast him out.
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The thing is, Geckos are lizards that have the soft supple skin of a woman. So I rather liked it, in retrospect.
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Hitler Jiggers.
And maybe I’m still within the thrall of the codeine hornies but that pneumatic blondie looks fun as hell.
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Bouncers.
Here’s the front view of mine neck plate:
Side view; now, like Donkey Douche, I can say that a gang of men laid me prone and screwed me deep in my throat.
I mean, troat. (respect, DW).
Sock? WTF? And who swallowed my post?
She is very attractive. I’d like to see more pics of her. I believe her breastesess are real.
I think King Swole has little fake feet tied to his shins and the rest of his leg-things are stuck in the sand. It’s the only way to explain his huge shorts/capris. Given teh size of said bleeth’s calves I would say her funbags must be real. Giddyap son!
Inflatapooples are my invflavorate™ peetapooples!
I would pay the nominal $89 fee for her Brazilian at the IP Casino Resort & Spa.
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Yes I would.