Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Cassie Finds a Somnambulant Carrot

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If you plant it, Cassie, it’ll grow into a somnambulant carrot tree!!

That smells like bodyspray and sauteed liver.

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7:33 am July, 17 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Back. And to the Left.
Back. And to the Left.
Back. And to the Left.

“Things not to say to your barber!”

Correct! You’re the big winner on the $20,000 Pyramid!

7:44 am July, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

Seems that Pedro moved on from class president without Napoleon holding him back.

7:48 am July, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

And by moving on, he’s the midnight to 6 a.m. restroom attendant at the up and coming club “Franklin Avenue Subway-Brooklyn”

8:41 am July, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I find that the females who are some kind of Asian-mix (respect) are the most pleasing to the senses. And by pleasing to the senses I mean make me want to rub one out.

8:44 am July, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sleepy Jerkenstein’s Asian cousin, Drowsy Dang.

10:18 am July, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Weekend at Binh Yees!

10:31 am July, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cassie always thought it proper decorum to leave a photo of her victim’s post-op recovery from the kidney she removed (She didn’t do the actual removal of course. That was left to Trahn to do.) to sell on the black market. Maybe that explains why he looks like a vegetable now.

12:31 pm July, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Trannies eat organs?

3:20 pm July, 17 DarkSock said...

I got a carrot tree she can grow…

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