Tuesday, August 13, 2013
And Then There Are 'Bags With Hair Like This
Bonus points to the first person to correctly identify the national flag depicted in this douche hawk.
When Dimple Diedre tells the rest of the sorority girls about her spring break, she will excessively use the word “amazeballs.”
Not to be insulting, but “Dimple Diedre” looks suspiciously like my Uncle Tony.
refracted light Largeman pensively scans the crowd for other repressed gay boys
Scrotepeckerstan
Bagstonia
I think it’s Pixburgh.
United Asshole Emerites
It’s the national flag of Old Country Buffet, where this lard ass has obviously spent countless hours grazing.
Poonited Kingdom
Fatassistan
Democratic People’s Republic of This Guy’s a Dick
Sloppy Arabia
When Dimple Diedre tells the rest of the sorority girls about her spring break she will use the words “morbidly obese tool whose breath smelled like fritos.”
Iquack
Moronco
Smellalia
Tootnisia
Iran…and you should too, girl.
Yermammamen
Yugoslobbera
Hegypped
South Asscracka
Slutsemburg
This guy looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy fucked Perez Hilton
Herp Republic
Assholebaigan
Peeitnam
Bulgegaria
Beastonia
Fartvia
Shmoesovo
Lickedinhein
Gutswana
Massodonutsia
Scmuckland Islands
Uragay
Shitaly
Federated States of Micropenis
D’yer Mak’er
Ballsnia and Herpsgovagina
Poodan
Gaytar
Pookraine
Ballarus
Turkey (I just ate one whole)
Poomania
San Marinpoo
Pooru
Poosta Rica
Pooba
Singapoo
@ Vun
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Shitaly FTW.
*Vin
YAY! I win the internet
Uzbagistan
Outer Bungholia
Louse
Tardados
Splatvia
Fatifornia
Homoslavia.
.
Duh.
Also, do NOT Google Search “Spider Porn”.
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Just…don’t.
Trannyvania
‘Sock, what are those spiders doing to those horses? You can tell us – it’s good to cleanse.
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Oh, and Cannedhamada.
Apoplexico
Gutemala
Dicaragua
Colonblastia
Penisuela
Ursogay
Bra’s Ill
“ILL.”
Tubbaloo
Crete-in
Chile
Ecuadork
Algaehairia
What has two thumbs, Googled “spider porn”, and now has a mess to clean up?
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This guy!
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I’ll let you all ponder what type of mess it is I’m cleaning up…and how I’m cleaning it up.
Hordan (the food)
Syrupia
Madagasshat
Choad
Z’haire
Trini’s dad is t’ BAG-o
Choadesia
Germ-many
Twitzerland
Bromania
Doing this without and open atlas is starting to get tough…..
Oops! “an*”
Brokewindia
Peensylvania
Cock of Gibraltar
Annnd…The Virgin Islands.
sad to say, flag of Egypt circa 1910
Brunei.
Tittsburgh Feelers.