Saturday, August 31, 2013

Wallnuts After Dark: What’s With the Miles Cyrus in the Rubber Underwears?

miley-cyrus-flat-ass-vma1So I hear this Miles Cyrus dame created quite a big stir the other night on one a them awards shows on one a them channels that the kids watch that shows all a them musical videos. I saw some a the pictures and a bit of the act and I gotta admit it, I don’t get what the heck is goin’ on there.

I’m still a hip cat for a guy who’s seen a lot and been around the block a couple a times, an so I have no fears that any a youse might think I’m a square for sayin’ so.

Once ole’ Billy Wilder tole Miss Monroe that she couldn’t always walk around wit her nubs hangin’ out if she wanted people to treat her right. She kinda listened, but still loved it when she caught guys starin’ at her knockers.

But she was Marilyn Monroe and could get a way wit it even thought things wound up bad for her. This Milo stasch ain’t talented or good lookin’ enough to prance around in underpants that my Aunt Jo woulda worn after she lost the ability to toilet herself. Toilet herself, I says.

An one more thing. That Mama Luke who stood up there and let Miles rub up against him and his bird should get slapped for lettin’ her get away wit that. I forget that Scarole’s name, I think it was some kind a dame’s name, but whatever his name really is, he should be called Twat for bein’ a part a that.

One time Edie Gorme – God rest her soul – made some kind a off-color remark to Frank during a show at the Copa an he wouldn’t look at her for the rest a the night, an the next day she was gone. She wound up playin’ gigs in Scranton, Pittsburgh, Buffalo and a bunch a other toilets for two years.

So anyways, these gals better straighten up and fly right or else they’ll be playin’ gigs in places where they put ice in the urinals, you can’t get a decent slice a pizza (pronounced “Beet-za” or “A-beetz”) and the champagne they got is flatter than them plains a Nebraska. Or that hooker’s schwanz after the nosejob Frank made her get to look more like Ava. Schwanz, I says.

 

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12:57 pm August, 31 creature said...

years ago I overheard Milton Berle say, “that Annette Funicello, now there’s a girl who can really suck a cock”
…I laughed so hard, I needed a pair of them rubber drawers

2:05 pm August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Schnozz

2:06 pm August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Or maybe you let the cat outta the bag on Frank.

3:04 pm August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fuck both of them. Miles and Milo.

3:38 pm August, 31 Plinky's Daughter said...

Is Miley more douche or bleeth? An if she is bleeth who infected her with the virus? Also if she wants to be rachet pussy so badly its time for her to move to Compton. Dudes hate on Robin Thicke like chicks used to hate on Angelina Jolie. Its kinda cute.

9:57 pm August, 31 The Dude said...

I’d bone her.

9:59 pm August, 31 The Dude said...

For money. Given to me for boning her, not the other way around like some of these more freaky regulars prefer it.
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lol – transactions.

10:27 pm August, 31 Guid is Good said...

Who would have thought that one day somebody would be embarrassing Billy Ray Cyrus? Strange world.

12:47 pm September, 1 killdoucher said...

miley should consult the specialist with regard to those tumors protruding from her ass!

1:47 pm September, 1 raw said...

So is this Wallnit guy supposed to be funny? I mean it’s always the same tired joke, poorly done. Offbeat Frank Sinatra references. Check. A pseudo-New Jersey or Italian (who knows?) accent that is intermittently tossed into regular speech. Check. Throw in a few names of old-time actresses, a couple of, “I says.” Yawn. Put it to rest douche. It just ain’t clever or amusing or even remotely good. I says.

2:48 am September, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Well done Wallnuts, but I think the hooker had a schnoz…not a schwantz

Us guys got the schwanzes. Schwanzes, I sez.

2:51 pm September, 2 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Why is her ass falling out of those pants like thirty-minute-old ice cream down a cone?

3:23 pm September, 2 DarkSock said...

raw, if you don’t like one-joke schticks then WTF are you doing on this site?
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Bitchers

9:59 am September, 3 Merle Baggard said...

This fucking pisses me off. A few years ago little girls were carrying around Hannah Montana lunch boxes, now they’re watching Miley Idaho. Bad for the world. Fuck you Miley, Alan Thicke, and MTV.

10:58 am September, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

well spake, DS. About time a little tough love from the mgmt :)

1:05 pm September, 3 Merle Baggard said...

I agree with Raw, DW’s posts suck.

11:20 am September, 4 redneckbag said...

What a shock that this little girl would turn out this way…

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4950612344703239&pid=15.1

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