Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Donkey Douche Gets Feisty With a Reporter on Live Television

For those keeping up with the ongoing adventures of Hall of Scrote douchal legend Donkey Douche, here’s the latest update on his antics.

Because he is a baboon.

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2:30 pm September, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Donkster clean up pretty good for his interview. He’s still a boob grabbing putz but at least he looks presentable now.

2:39 pm September, 25 Steve said...

Lodi Grope Festival.

3:08 pm September, 25 creature said...

she brings out the munkee in men

3:10 pm September, 25 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Donkey Douche
AKA: Da Myzz
AKA: Dark Marc

Here is his glorious FB page

https://www.facebook.com/DarkMarc14?fref=ts

4:20 pm September, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Every day is an ape festival – in Lodi, NJ.

5:33 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As I continually cringe at my revamped working life plugging the iPhone to charge all night with the MacBook until Lenny and I get back from our travels to transfer things to the iMac I think, “What the fuck am I doing with this shit I’m a minimalist.’
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So I gets some stoned and called the local genealogist and she give me two pieces of new advice about the Kroeger family.
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1) We come from Lodi, Scandinavia and that just fucking sucks.
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2) Scientists have very recently discovered this info about the Kroeger fam.

I just learned about this species of moth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elachista_krogeri
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And I wondered where else in the world the word “Kroeger” shows up.
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Here goes:
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http://name-list.net/movies/firstname/Kroeger
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Which has an incomprehensibly hilarious “Web synthesis about this name:
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…Kroeger is senior funeral director of the firm and grandson of the founder.
Kroeger is one of the foremost type practitioners in the world today.
Kroeger is a visible presence at college events and can often be found at the centre of a group of inquiring students.
Kroeger is a rhodes scholar and has received honorary degrees from the university of western ontario and the university of calgary.
Kroeger is associate professor of journalism at new york university and the author of nellie bly.
Kroeger is associate professor of journalism at new york university and the author of.
Kroeger is currently serving as a junior assistant scoutmaster.
Kroeger is a nationally known organizational consultant whose primary area of expertise is the use of the myers.
Kroeger is currently using these traces in his research into on.
Kroeger is in his fourth season with the knights as an assistant coach.
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The site, fascinatingly, points out that “Kroeger spelled backwards is Regeork”, which contains 42.86% vowels and 57.14% consonants.
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Also, the Finns go to http://www.krogerus.com for legal advice.
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Perhaps the most famous Kroger in the states: http://www.kroger.com/
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And, relatedly, the long overdue Kroeger-DarkSock crossover is here:
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http://www.grocery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/KrogerSupermarkets.jpg

5:35 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bibliography: Sir Charles Douchewin, DB1 Press, LA, USA, 2013.
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And shit. Son.

5:38 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Baboon scowls
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Chinky Hole (respect)

6:20 pm September, 25 Guid is Good said...

Things they don’t teach you in film school – Never go to a live cross with a monkey with an erection.

6:46 pm September, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“He called me a baboon, thinks I’m his wife…”

4:02 am September, 26 douche equis said...

I’d have done the same thing.

9:17 am September, 26 DarkSock said...

Donk? Nope.
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What we have here is Pumpy, and proof that reincarnation is real.
weq

9:52 am September, 26 FredN. said...

DarkSock for the Buddhist win.

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