Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The King Lives!

TheKingLives
The pic I posted this morning, Chudwick the Boiled in presence of Lacey, has left me bereft of all humanity and motivation in this short existential crisis we call life.

So in a way, I find solace in the fact that uberdouchey legend King Douchuous the IV continues to reject a proper life in service of chasing a Dionysian fantasy.

It’s good to know that while so much changes, some things are eternal. The King’s douchey hair in presence of Vegas Party Chicks?

Eternal.

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3:50 pm October, 9 bigphatnotadouche said...

Kings not pulling the hotts tonight…
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buttstuffers

5:14 pm October, 9 Douchble Helix said...

I think I caught a disease just from looking at them skanks.

6:36 pm October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So Juan Stamos, Cindy Winehouse, and Angelina Gretsky run into a douchebag…and shit. Stooooooned.

6:40 pm October, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And I think that safe morning booze is ayight. Cause I don’t always drive but when I do I have a driver with weed.

6:41 pm October, 9 Douchial Webster said...

Well Hellllooooo, Kitty….

7:34 pm October, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think the dame with the pooch has a bun in the oven. That, or it’s just a huge Gunt. A Gunt, I says.

8:19 pm October, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

That brunette sure has an ugly baby. Must be one of the King’s offspring.

8:45 pm October, 9 Vin J Douchal said...

I volunteer to do his side hair next time. I’ll carve a nice design with a pitchfork

8:39 am October, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

The King outdoors and drinking water. That is disconcerting.

1:55 pm October, 10 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The chick withe the pooch(both of them) has a slight smile of satisfaction knowing that she is banging the dog and leaving the douchebags for blondie.

4:04 pm October, 10 DarkSock said...

bulbous taints

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