Saturday, November 2, 2013

Your Saturday Mandouchian Candidate

AllSortsOfWrong

Uberhott asian chick. Creepy Asian androgyne.

Together, they make pie.

Anglo Pete is having none of it.

Why run this on a Saturday?

Well, back in the day we used to feature comments of the week all up in this shiznit.

But that entailed me going through all the comments and finding the best ones. Which took, like, effort. And Adonai knows what a lazy mofo my sorry ass is.

And besides, now I gotta change diapers and give HC1 her due attentions, and so that work just ain’t getting done.

Instead, here’s a pic that is so confusing in its conflation of gender, ethnicity, and douchey/hottie cohabit that a lesser writer might describe it as all sorts of wong.

One ticket please.

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12:47 pm November, 2 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Boy George got his eyes done!

12:48 pm November, 2 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I have a feeling that straw had to stand in line to get the opportunity to go through his lips!

1:04 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tranny.

1:07 pm November, 2 Dr Magnifico said...

Boobies!

1:07 pm November, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

BTW DB1! I’m available on Sundays to take over if you give me access since I know how to run the site. Kind of. I promise no porn or swearing. Son.

1:16 pm November, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Tranny, you say? I don’t care.

2:46 pm November, 2 The Dude said...

To Wongs don’t make it Wright. boobies

3:29 pm November, 2 creature said...

I bet she has ruscious rabia

3:50 pm November, 2 Jeff said...

I wonder which takes him longer to do: (a) buzz-cutting his noggin and then perching that rug — by which I mean an actual piece of rug — on it or (b) painting on those eyebrows.

Another thought: wouldn’t it be funny if they were BOTH trannies and didn’t know yet?

Karma.

4:57 pm November, 2 The Dude said...

Gary Oldman called. He wants his wig back from the Fifth Element.

6:22 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The eyebrows are so fake they smell like baby powder and antibiotics.

6:23 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His eyebrows are so fake they rent their own flat in West Hollywood.

6:24 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those eyebrows are so fake they bleach their teeth.

6:24 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those eyebrows are so fake they’re friends with Anderson Cooper’s publicist.

6:26 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those eyebrows are so fake the boogieman leaves the light on to scare them away.

6:28 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those eyebrows are so fake Alex Jones thinks they’re real.

6:29 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Those eyebrows are so fake they were once Hef’s girlfriend.

6:31 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This guy is so pale he proves the old axiom two Wongs make a white.

6:46 pm November, 2 The Dude said...

Anderson Cooper’s pubicyst called to thank you, Monsieur Cousteau. Well done, mon frére.

6:57 pm November, 2 Sir Douche said...

Looks like Kim Kartrashian whoring around on Kanye.

9:18 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

More like Kanye Far East. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

9:21 pm November, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mackledimsum.

4:04 am November, 3 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Few more photos like this and we have a HoH nominee.

5:20 am November, 3 Guid is Good said...

By the look on his face I’d say Anglo Pete is rubbing one out. .
.Way to go Western Civilisation.

1:53 pm November, 3 Mr. Scrotato head said...

Crouching Thai Girl Hidden Drag Queen

10:38 pm November, 3 purpledrank said...

If that hideous abomination of nature is tapping that hott (whatever he or she may be), all my belief systems will crash.

5:11 pm November, 4 Jeff said...

Is Faceless Dood in the right rear background wearing a beanie or does he have a narrow stripe shaved (or plucked?) all the way around his noggin?

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