Thursday, November 7, 2013
A Greasepitzer Cuddles With Perfect Eve
If ever you indulged the thought that hottie/douchey cohabit was fading as we enter the teenage years of this new century, banish that conceit from your pretty little head.
Because professional Vegas Douchclownsians are greasing the suckle bobble pokes. Lo, a Greasepitzer is cuddling somewhere with Perfect Eve.
Eve’s ful lips and sultry Mayan Eye of Coitus offer harpsichord Beethoven sex music run through stereophonic musak elevator to butt fondle.
Okay. So that last sentence got away from me.
But regardless, Ganesh and Vishnu rend their garments and spittle on a Torah at this evidence of wrong.
Further evidence required … but Perfect Eve may indeed be a serious nom for HoH.
Greasepitzer looks like Erik Estrada, and apparently is famously quoted saying “I grew up in New York in an English-speaking environment.”
Her eyes say “bed me NOW, DarkSock”.
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His eyes say “plastic sheeting? check. Shovel? Check. 50 pound bag of lye? check…”
I’d hit him with an octopus, so it can give him some ink. He doesn’t have enough as it is.
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I’d hit her all they way to the HoH.
I think that’s the really hot Kardashian sister Kumguzzler.
^ I thought they were all named that.
We’ve had a dearth of potential HoH nominees. Dearth, I says.
If I was his “tattoo artist” I don’t know that I would have been able to hold back from jamming the needle into his throat. I guess that’s why I’m not a “tattoo artist”
Dearth means shortage. No shortage for HOH here. And no dearth of renob with Eve. One picture and HOH material.
Did not even notice there were more than two boobs in the picture.
Wow. Now there’s pair for the Annual. Talk about contrast….
Pittz Party People.