Thursday, November 7, 2013

Sometimes a Corndog is Just a Corndog

Linse og Gustav i nyt realityprogram

And other times it’s a substitute peen.

In a related story, my new website, “Skanky Hot Chicks Drinking YooHoo” plans to launch in early 2014.

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11:14 am November, 7 skrag2112 said...

I get the feeling she has a ‘corndog’ too.

11:22 am November, 7 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Wow. That “blonde” is fifty miles of bad road.The kind of bad road that’s a hard, ugly ride, knocks out your alignment and then charges $20 for the privilege of getting you someplace you’re now sorry you went.

11:22 am November, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

So this is what being shagged rotten, looks like.

11:39 am November, 7 ChiefScout said...

Hmm, Danish Reality star Linse Kessler. Put away your sharps.

http://kendte.dk/linse-kessler-er-syg-men-datteren-far-smilet-frem/

11:44 am November, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

Whoa! The 2025 Pulp Fiction remake is making a HUGE mistake casting Bieber, and Brittany Spears.

11:55 am November, 7 Douche Wayne said...

I like his studded leather corndog to-go container.

11:58 am November, 7 Dickie Fingers said...

Classy.

11:58 am November, 7 Douche Wayne said...

“If I deep throat this WHOLE substitute peen then you have to eat that french fry covered in your own vaginal discharge.”

“Deal.”

12:00 pm November, 7 Douche Wayne said...

“Meh, I’m more of a girth queen.”

12:06 pm November, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Remember when topless pictures of uber-hott anchorwoman Mélissa Theuriau spread across the media landscape like a gust of wind through a vast field of golden erect peni?
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http://thesegoto11.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/melissa-theuriau-tits-nude.jpg
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Yeah, good times.

12:08 pm November, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He has a corn dog.
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She has a chili dog.

12:12 pm November, 7 FredN. said...

DO NOT CLICK pic to enlarge.

12:47 pm November, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

i wish fredn had his post at the top because i clicked to enlarge

i am blind hopefully temporarily

archy the cockroach is my replacement typist is the interim until my eyesight returns

do not click to enlarge exclamation point

even if all the cool kids are all doing it

it is not worth it

1:24 pm November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So this is what Hello Kitty hott turned into already? Wow, the King of Sears has a lot to look forward to.

1:26 pm November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else think that they both have that look of “The horror, the horror” on their faces?
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Apukealypse Now

1:31 pm November, 7 Guid is Good said...

In other news, the annual Buy a Street Hooker a Meal Day was a huge success.

1:35 pm November, 7 Guid is Good said...

“Mum, why can’t we have breakfast at home like other people? Sure I know this truck stop is easier for your work but the other kids make fun of me.”

2:37 pm November, 7 jonezy said...

I tell you what DB1- if you could compile a database of all the funny ass comments over the years, that could be something worth paying for- the Sam Scrote thread alone is pure gold, Jerry!
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You could call it “I peed in a horse once”
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Once

2:42 pm November, 7 Douchble Helix said...

Cam anybody here translate Norway?

2:57 pm November, 7 The Dude said...

I got a musician pal who shagged a Norwegian Skankdanavian gal one year, went back on another tour and got into a two-on-two match play thing with the bass player nailing one gal and he’s going at the other gal. He realizes it’s the same girl he already nailed.
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What comes around goes around.
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Finnish already

6:21 pm November, 7 Troy Tempest said...

The guy looks like a bit of a douche, but that woman is Bleeth central. Scary. Reaally scary…

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