Friday Haiku
Posing with trophies
Of foxes and cougars, it’s
The Great White Humpers
Don’t click to enlarge
Ren-and-Stimpy-like details
are horrifying
— Charles Douchewin
In the jungle, the
Mighty jungle, the lion
wants to run away
— The Dude
Ivory renoB
Photo Bombs team photo of
Douche/Bleeth convention
— DoucheyWallnuts
Ivory’s been scarce
since the gyroscope was put
in her cheetah hole.
— Douche Wayne
Large areola
Is the size of a pizza
And it oozes cheese
— DoucheyWallnuts
She hides under rocks
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
It’s a little known fact
that elephants stampede when
they smell ignorance.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Group later eaten
by cannibals. Tasted like
Axe and Vagisil
— Magnum Douche P.I.
Boner photobomb
leaves Geno pissed, hotts wet, Drew
sexily confused
— Morbo
Weird-abs Montalbán
lives in a fantasy life
that is all too real
Don’t click to enlarge
Ren-and-Stimpy-like details
are horrifying
In the jungle, the
Mighty jungle, the lion
wants to run away
Lame safari pic
til FredN.’s peen swung on by
The best photobomb
Even in Middle Earth
There are Bleeths with big, fake boobs
And shirtless Douchebags
Ivory renoB
Photo Bombs team photo of
Douche/Bleeth convention
Man-purse Six Pack Scrote
Cleans Fat Bleeths out of Zoo Bar
Jerz Great Adventure
Survivalist ‘Bags
don’t yet know Mayans were wrong.
Shhhh, let’s not tell them.
She puts Bunny Ears
In the basket, then she gets
The hose, Rabbit Hose
These guys heard that the
Cheetah Club was lots of fun.
Ur doing it wrong.
Ivory’s been scarce
since the gyroscope was put
in her cheetah hole.
Mash-up of Sister
Wives and Doomsday Preppers a
huge hit for Bravo.
Large areola
Is the size of a pizza
And it oozes cheese
It puts the ears in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Hassenhose?
She hides under rocks
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Normally I am
against poachers killing so
freely. Not this time.
Aging Fleetwood Mac
try relaunching carreers with
new cover of Tusk.
^ good grief. Try careers asshole.
This has best ever
National Geographic
show ending ever.
It’s a little known fact
that elephants stampede when
they smell ignorance.
Stand-ins for Lost were
never told that series has
ended. Leave them be.
Porno version of
Lord of the Flies doesn’t seem
like box office hit.
I’ll bet that cheetah
hat has had bigger trunks
in her junk than that.
Does anyone else
hear banjo music coming
from this pic? Me too.
Toddlers watch from fence;
foreigners posing at zoo,
Dumber than children
Doctor Benson must
Have taken good meds today
Funny Shit Son. And Shit
^smell ignorance FTW
Cast of Survivor –
Rainforest Café. Viewers
are only losers
“Jungle Fever” In
this case its from the clap and
silicone leakage
Cougar Milf Vaca
They mistyped “Punta Cana”
Ay Dios Mio
Group later eaten
by cannibals. Tasted like
Axe and Vagisil
Newark Swingers Club
do safari theme party.
End up with crotch rot.
My hardened tusk points
In direction of hott with
spectacular boobs!
The Bleeth on the left
Is giving me the renoBs
I’d love a Hander
Lord Alfred Winslow,
The Great White Hooter Hunter,
aroused at his find
If this was Newark
City would have better Rep
A not be a Shit Hole
^not be a Shit Hole
Like a hot dog in
hallway? Kid stuff. Marge takes trunk,
tusk, still room for more
Two cougars, one trunk
Two hotts, one big tusk
Two douchebags, no hope
Cannibal orgy
Eat and be eaten; get laid
But in what order?
Once the gyroscope
Was put in her monkeyhole
The humpers hosed her.
Boner photobomb
leaves Geno pissed, hotts wet, Drew
sexily confused
Thank you Morbo for
the Doctor Drew reference
renoB for my soul
Cougar on the left
smiles at the biggest dildo
she has ever laid
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(Nope, we stop at seventeen syllables here…..)