Friday, November 8, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Posing with trophies
Of foxes and cougars, it’s
The Great White Humpers

Don’t click to enlarge
Ren-and-Stimpy-like details
are horrifying

– Charles Douchewin

 

 

In the jungle, the
Mighty jungle, the lion
wants to run away

– The Dude

Ivory renoB
Photo Bombs team photo of
Douche/Bleeth convention

– DoucheyWallnuts

Ivory’s been scarce
since the gyroscope was put
in her cheetah hole.

– Douche Wayne

Large areola
Is the size of a pizza
And it oozes cheese

– DoucheyWallnuts

She hides under rocks
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

It’s a little known fact
that elephants stampede when
they smell ignorance.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Group later eaten
by cannibals. Tasted like
Axe and Vagisil

– Magnum Douche P.I.

Boner photobomb
leaves Geno pissed, hotts wet, Drew
sexily confused

– Morbo

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6:26 am November, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Weird-abs Montalbán
lives in a fantasy life
that is all too real

6:32 am November, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Don’t click to enlarge
Ren-and-Stimpy-like details
are horrifying

6:36 am November, 8 The Dude said...

In the jungle, the
Mighty jungle, the lion
wants to run away

6:47 am November, 8 FredN. said...

Lame safari pic
til FredN.’s peen swung on by
The best photobomb

6:47 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Even in Middle Earth
There are Bleeths with big, fake boobs
And shirtless Douchebags

7:02 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ivory renoB
Photo Bombs team photo of
Douche/Bleeth convention

7:06 am November, 8 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Man-purse Six Pack Scrote
Cleans Fat Bleeths out of Zoo Bar
Jerz Great Adventure

7:21 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Survivalist ‘Bags
don’t yet know Mayans were wrong.
Shhhh, let’s not tell them.

7:22 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts Bunny Ears
In the basket, then she gets
The hose, Rabbit Hose

7:24 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

These guys heard that the
Cheetah Club was lots of fun.
Ur doing it wrong.

7:26 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Ivory’s been scarce
since the gyroscope was put
in her cheetah hole.

7:30 am November, 8 Douche Wayne said...

Mash-up of Sister
Wives and Doomsday Preppers a
huge hit for Bravo.

7:32 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Large areola
Is the size of a pizza
And it oozes cheese

7:34 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the ears in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Hassenhose?

8:00 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hides under rocks
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

8:07 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Normally I am
against poachers killing so
freely. Not this time.

8:10 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Aging Fleetwood Mac
try relaunching carreers with
new cover of Tusk.

8:11 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ good grief. Try careers asshole.

8:15 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This has best ever
National Geographic
show ending ever.

8:19 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s a little known fact
that elephants stampede when
they smell ignorance.

8:21 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Stand-ins for Lost were
never told that series has
ended. Leave them be.

8:26 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Porno version of
Lord of the Flies doesn’t seem
like box office hit.

8:28 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet that cheetah
hat has had bigger trunks
in her junk than that.

8:30 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else
hear banjo music coming
from this pic? Me too.

9:01 am November, 8 FredN. said...

Toddlers watch from fence;
foreigners posing at zoo,
Dumber than children

9:22 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doctor Benson must
Have taken good meds today
Funny Shit Son. And Shit

9:24 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^smell ignorance FTW

9:30 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Cast of Survivor –
Rainforest Café. Viewers
are only losers

9:34 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“Jungle Fever” In
this case its from the clap and
silicone leakage

9:48 am November, 8 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Cougar Milf Vaca
They mistyped “Punta Cana”
Ay Dios Mio

9:52 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Group later eaten
by cannibals. Tasted like
Axe and Vagisil

10:08 am November, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Newark Swingers Club
do safari theme party.
End up with crotch rot.

10:19 am November, 8 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

My hardened tusk points
In direction of hott with
spectacular boobs!

6:08 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Bleeth on the left
Is giving me the renoBs
I’d love a Hander

6:09 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Lord Alfred Winslow,
The Great White Hooter Hunter,
aroused at his find

6:10 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If this was Newark
City would have better Rep
A not be a Shit Hole

6:10 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^not be a Shit Hole

6:12 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Like a hot dog in
hallway? Kid stuff. Marge takes trunk,
tusk, still room for more

6:15 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Two cougars, one trunk
Two hotts, one big tusk
Two douchebags, no hope

6:38 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cannibal orgy
Eat and be eaten; get laid
But in what order?

7:13 am November, 8 The Dude said...

Once the gyroscope
Was put in her monkeyhole
The humpers hosed her.

8:51 am November, 8 Morbo said...

Boner photobomb
leaves Geno pissed, hotts wet, Drew
sexily confused

9:25 am November, 8 The Dude said...

Thank you Morbo for
the Doctor Drew reference
renoB for my soul

9:43 am November, 8 Wheezer said...

Cougar on the left
smiles at the biggest dildo
she has ever laid
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.
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(Nope, we stop at seventeen syllables here…..)

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