Friday, November 8, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

Mongor

Oh, Mongor.

How you drift languidly through your vapid, meaningles life like a somnambulant Skeksi.

Oh sure, there are moments when a shaft of illustrative consciousness strikes through the dark, primal mold of your conscious being. Every so often, your limited grunting is beset by a paroxysm of clarity. A flash. A sliver. A thought you can barely articulate.

How do we make sense of this inordinately complex world in which we are given the grace to occupy for a few short decades? How do we seek higher meaning while distracted by the everyday mundanities of preserving the body over the nourishment of the mind?

But then the server comes by.

And the DJ drops the bass.

And it’s time to Woo! into the abyss once again.

Here’s your links:

Your HCwDB Buy Some Shit on Amazon and Support the Site Link of the Week: “If all pleasure is relief from tension, junk affords relief from the whole life process, in disconnecting the hypothalamus, which is the center of psychic energy and libido.”

Now that’s a drink holder!

Terry Richardson is not edgy. He is what I like to call the Anal Wart Photochoad.

Speaking of photos, 30 amazingly moving photos. It’s a big world out there, kids. Do not look at these pictures lightly.

Ever feel like society is slipping into a dystopian sci-fi novel? I give you: Child MMA.

Lorde continues to challenge the generic pop-star paradigm. There may be hope for pop music yet.

Yeesh. I will never complain about the New York subways again.

Okay kids! Lets play around round of Brooklyn or Silverlake!

Game of Toblerones.

Understand the bodybuilding fake tan using this carefully calibrated venn diagram.

Okay. Here’s ya go:

GiggleBobblePear

For the real world smush glass inside all of us.

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# posted by douchebag1
Links n' stuff:
5:19 am November, 8 Dr Magnifico said...

Re. GiggleBobblePear: pinky on left … perfectly fuckable, although besmirched by the back ink.

5:19 am November, 8 purpledrank said...

Mongor just a pawn in game of life.

Horse punchers.

5:26 am November, 8 Vin Douchal said...

The new Yes album is called , “Shaft of Illustrative Consciousness”

6:44 am November, 8 FredN. said...

Good lord DB1. You can’t post a link to those tear-jerking pics and then expect us to mock these jerks. I’ma have to lay down for a nap and cry.
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Oh, and FUCK mongor.

6:58 am November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There’s something wrong with me because tan bodybuilder Bleeth gives me the renoBs.

7:23 am November, 8 Steve said...

Gotta be honest, I thought Richardson was gay. I figured these broads were doing these racy pics for him because they felt “safe” in those situations because they knew “it didn’t mean anything”.

Oh and how funny is it gonna be a year from now (or 5 years depending on how long she stays relevant) when this “Lorde” chick turns out to be saying what her managers told her and she’s only a pop star in order to be the “anti-pop star”?

7:23 am November, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Mongor’s last brain scan MRI results: [crickets]

7:24 am November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

FredN. nailed it. Absolutely fuccen nailed it.

8:00 am November, 8 Vin Douchal said...

The new Peter North movie is titled, “Shaft of Illustrative Consciousness”

9:00 am November, 8 hermit said...

I found the picture of the man cheating his credit score deeply moving.

11:15 am November, 8 DarkSock said...

Re. GiggleBobblePear: I’d pee in their butts.

12:53 pm November, 8 FredN. said...

Allrighty, that was a long nap. Ready to mock…
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Fuck mongor.

3:45 pm November, 8 Tackle Box said...

It’s taken about a month, and I’ve begun to grow tired of Lorde and her schtick.

6:32 pm November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Douchey Wallnuts
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It’s only wrong if you are looking at the black dude.

1:13 am November, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Mongor, what is best in life?
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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

2:21 am November, 9 creature said...

yesterday I heard soneone say, “you can take the boy out of jersey, but, you can’t take the jersey out of the boy”….shame the opposite isn’t the case

12:03 pm November, 9 Los Docuhes said...

Love Lorde’s music but if she’s sixteen than I’m twenty-five. I’m guessing from her looks she’s in her mid to late twenties.

She’s not going to overturn all of society’s paradigms, or start a revolution (although I wish she could). But she is one hell of a singer, though.

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