Tuesday, November 12, 2013

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SurfPear

“Surf n’ turf? More like Surf n’ ass!! Ha! ahaha!!.. Amirite, Chazz? Amirite, Brad?… C’mon bros, fist pound me…. Bros… don’t leave me hangin’… Bros. Not cool.”

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2:54 pm November, 12 jonezy said...

I believe I taped a Reef girl pic to the under side top of my headboard as a young teen. It was glorious. Thanks for the reminder DB1. Seems I haven’t grown much in the decades since…
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Solo fist pounders

3:11 pm November, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Do you think she likes to “Hang-10″? and by “Hang-10″ I have no idea.
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I’d tongue punch her rip curl

3:13 pm November, 12 The Dude said...

“The chicks at Teahupo’o aren’t built like this bitch!”

3:44 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Now that’s what I call a Fat Shack, Brah!”

3:45 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“That Bangin’ Barbie is bad ass, Brah!”

3:46 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Why is that guy wearing a bikini?”

4:25 pm November, 12 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

“Pounding surf was nothing compared to pounding Samantha’s bodacious buns,” thought each member of the Force Five Four as they contemplated a quadruple penetration.

6:00 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her ass eats other asses.

6:01 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She snaps surfboards…….with her toes.

6:02 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her Mons Pubis muscles severed three teenage penises.

6:03 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She snorts coke with her pores.

6:05 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You don’t pound her doogie-style. You pound her werewolf-style!

6:06 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She farted. Once.

6:42 pm November, 12 Elwood BluezBag said...

When not surfing, she cracks walnuts with her ass cheeks.

7:51 pm November, 12 The Dude said...

She cracks coconuts with those cheeks.

11:51 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

A great white shark once tried to bite a chunk out of that ass, and now it wears dentures.
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It’s funny because sharks’ teeth grow back.

11:52 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That ass is so meaty it’s USDA inspected.

11:53 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

After taking a shit she uses forty square feet of 120 grit sandpaper and a week whacker to wipe her ass.

11:53 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*weed* whaker
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fuck my life

11:54 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fuck you all…I just started brewing my own beer, so I’m basically drunk 25/7.

11:55 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She uses a titanium allow butt plug…single use.

11:56 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*alloy*
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Yeah…shitfaced 28/4…basically

11:58 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I brewed a batch of Trappist-style white IPA in that ass with an original gravity of 1.092, and it came out at 1.002 after only three days.
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And I didn’t even add any yeast.

11:59 pm November, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

It had a bitterness of 86 IBUs.
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I never added any hops.

7:38 am November, 13 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so luscious her surf boart is frisbee shaped

I’m in the hospital post op lower spine surgery; got a big titanium plate ( the second one) screwed in And a blonde and brunette nurses digits. One of them knows y band so they’re gonna come to rehearsal one night. Maybe help break in my new back. Son.

7:41 am November, 13 DarkSock said...

Tripping balls on Oxi, morphine and Percocet. Son

They went to the spine thru my stomach so it feels like Chuck Norris mule kicked me. Sons. Ow

10:13 am November, 13 FlipFriddle said...

Dude, your dad’s ass is huge!

2:02 pm November, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dudes, lets go back and catch some waves.
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(since they know that a chick wearing a bikini will end up losing part if not all of her clothing in anything less than a light swell)

2:02 pm November, 13 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Four local surfers have gone missing. If you have seen any of the four pictured here please report it to your local authority. Tiffany Carleton informed us that she last saw the boys as he boyfriend sanpped the photograph and was heard to say, “Hey assholes, what are you looking at!”

9:49 pm November, 13 The Dude said...

Hang in there, DarkSock. And by ~there~ I mean here!

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