Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Boris and Vladimir Find a New Method to Water Their Plant
It’s called boobwater. Boris’s cousin, Mikael, knows a guy who knows a guy who can totally market this on late night TV. They’re gonna be rich, I tells you! Rich!
Meanwhile, Trixi wandered in from a 1-900 cable access commercial and just needs to use the bathroom.
At least that’s hows I sees it.
Boris has already been awarded the Blue Ribbon of Excellence for his innovation.
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Chernobulbs
“In Soviet Union, Country doesn’t award you with ribbon; you award ribbon to Country!”
In Soviet Russia prostitute pays you!
In Soviet Russia, you don’t water plants, plants water YOU!
Svetlana “Svettie” Ivanasuckitoff has some huge water towers.
Boris and Mikael enjoy Svettie balls.
The term “we be pimpin” is accurate for these two as they are actually her pimps.
Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Porky Park.
Sometimes these pics raise more questions than they answer.
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Questions like, “Holey shit! You see them titties!?”
Eastern Bloc leniency – notta – times two….despite the curious blue ribbon likely stolen off some prize livestock at a festering AG Fair. Just a gratuitous hott pic, and by gratuitous, I mean “thanks”.
Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Dr. Dhivageeno.
Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Analstasia
Backstage at Moscow’s largest pornography production company, Svetlana, Pavel and Aleksander relax before hitting the set for Diddler on the Roof
The Bleeths that Mikael the Albanian people trafficker rejects.
Why do I have a sudden urge to go mountain climbing?
Trixi needs to stop hanging out at Chernobyl. Them are some mutant boobies! X-Boobs!!!
This is what America would look like if it lost the Cold War. Dodged a bullet there.
Left guy’s head is straining against the gravity well of her humungous spheres of lactation.