Friday, November 15, 2013

Friday Haiku

Friday Haiku2

“That was TERRIBLE!
What do you call your stage act?!?”
“THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”

What Prompted her Tat?
Herpes Test is positive
Hence her evil clit

– THEONETRUEDOUCHE

Fruit salad reveal
And back of the thighs tattoos
Can’t distract from Douche

– Doucheywallnuts

 

 

I bet evil clit
means she’s packing a sausage
tuck in that short skirt

– Magnum Douche P. I.

Her Finishing Move
Backwards Headshot Clit Hammer
Flawless Victory

– Douche Wayne

Trish saw no problem
with adding more infections
in between her legs.

– Douche Wayne

Christmas is coming
Stan and Jill practice their new
Ballet, ‘Slutcracker’

– saulgoode42

Trish’s new tatt will
be all the talk around the
trailer park this week

– Magnum Douche P. I.

Writing with faeces is
A misunderstood artform
Except for monkeys.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Stinky Thumbs McGhee
And Evil Clit agree that
Meth’s helluva drug!

– Capt. James T. Douche

Clit has been Evil
since the gyroscope was put
in her monkey hole.

– Douche Wayne

I would hate to hear
What she calls her butthole if
Her clit is evil.

– Capt. James T. Douche

Colonel Wallnuts sprays
graffiti to wage peace/war.
Tats, self-inflicted.

– Charles Douchewin

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7:28 am November, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

What Prompted her Tat?
Herpes Test is positive
Hence her evil clit

7:32 am November, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

My wish for the day
Trish’s Mexican beer bash
Leaves douchebag shit faced

7:36 am November, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Sore between her legs
Removal methods of choice
Shotgun or acid

7:38 am November, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Fruit salad reveal
And back of the thighs tattoos
Can’t distract from Douche

7:47 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I bet evil clit
means she’s packing a sausage
tuck in that short skirt

7:56 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Her Finishing Move
Backwards Headshot Clit Hammer
Flawless Victory

7:57 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Trish saw no problem
with adding more infections
in between her legs.

7:59 am November, 15 saulgoode42 said...

Christmas is coming
Stan and Jill practice their new
Ballet, ‘Slutcracker’

8:04 am November, 15 saulgoode42 said...

Stan gives his thumbs-up
After under-hood check, but
Can still see her face

8:06 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Evil Clit tatt will
be magnet for wife beating
unemployed junkies

8:07 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Trish’s new tatt will
be all the talk around the
trailer park this week

8:11 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Even Juggalos
think Trish is way too whiskey
tango to get with.

8:11 am November, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Tatt artist winces
Smells like Red Lobster dumpster
on hot summer day

8:18 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Culinary Film
On the wall has lots of tales
Of Hot Carl’s And Shit.

8:18 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She doesn’t wipe ass
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

8:19 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts Jugalloo
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Faygo Hose.

8:21 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ya think this is bad
The OB/GYN
Quit and shit himself.

8:21 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Writing with faeces is
A misunderstood artform
Except for monkeys.

8:23 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She rides his face when
He is the one changing he
Spark plugs and lube.

8:24 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rob Ford’s mechanic
Hopped up on Krokodil.
Anyone smell poo?

8:39 am November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Stinky Thumbs McGhee
And Evil Clit agree that
Meth helluva drug!

8:40 am November, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

A new strain of Crabs
Has been discovered on Trish
After she got tatts

8:41 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Clit has been Evil
since the gyroscope was put
in her monkey hole.

8:42 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Douchebag version of
sticking head in lion’s mouth
just as much danger.

8:43 am November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I would hate to hear
What she calls her butthole if
Her clit is evil.

8:45 am November, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If you think Trish’s
tatt is bad you should see the
version her mom has.

8:48 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

For me, “Evil Clit”
conjures up images of
Species, Alien.

8:49 am November, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does Incognito
or Ford yell this more often
at the media?

8:58 am November, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Societal Filth
Has a new face. Too bad it’s
Same as the old face

9:11 am November, 15 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Trish has left a splat
On a choadwipe and for that
A clit for a tatt

9:15 am November, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She is able to weld
A car bumper with merely
A queef and lighter

9:46 am November, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

Colonel Wallnuts sprays
graffiti to wage peace/war.
Tats, self-inflicted.

9:58 am November, 15 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Mecha-leck-a Hi
Black Hole Sun Just for fun, son
Mecha-hiney-Ho

9:59 am November, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

This is the entrance
To the freaky tunnel scene:
Willy Wonka 3

11:53 am November, 15 Douche Wayne said...

3-peat! I am standing here beside myself . . .

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