Friday, November 15, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

WheresTimmySpike

Where’s Timmyspike?…

There’s Timmyspike!!

And by Timmyspike, I mean forget Timmyspike, lets focus on that Superman alcoholic taut suckle thigh and Lex Luthor handcuffs.

I’ll take Groin Accoutrements in the center square for the win, Whoopi.

Yup.

Another Friday in the ole’ DB1 household. The cheap consumption of Thunderbird and HoHos has given way to the exhaustion of a little poop maker. And by little poop maker, I mean my butt. Okay no. I mean my kid.

Now I drink for a different reason. To remember longingly the days I used to drink simply to forget. Babypoo’ll do that to an individual.

But all is well in the DB1 household.

Here’s your links:

Your HCwDB Buy Some Shit After Clicking on This Link to Support the Site Link of the Week: “Nothing up my sleeve… and David Blaine is for suckas.”

Hard to believe in the year 2013 there are still giant vortexes of pimple suck wasting oxygen on this plane.

Google is hard at work patenting an electronic throat tattoo. Yup. Time to nuke Peoria.

Balls.

Donkey Douche loses the hat tilt.

Yet more news from the con game that is online dating.

From Austin, Texas, meet… The Douchewaiter.

Okay, enough of that real world crap. Have some

Coffeepear

Insert cream and sugar joke. Oh wait, I just did.

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Links n' stuff:
12:17 pm November, 15 FredN. said...

Think you just unlocked another fetish within me with that animated gif, Sir DB1. Pretty girl vacuumed face suckage with cartoon-style eye poppin.

12:41 pm November, 15 bigphatnotadouche said...

The middle bleeth looks like Troy Tempest (respect).

1:04 pm November, 15 Dr Magnifico said...

Sheesh … they’re no spring chickens, but I like a bit of MILF so it’s okay.

1:21 pm November, 15 Ted Brogan said...

Nice “teeth”, Romeo.

1:22 pm November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I used to clean some really shitty diapers. I thought it was fun. Every time the kids shit I gave them a bath or dipped them into the pool, seasonally adjusted of course, and added more chlorine. One time, the first time rotten daughter 1 took off her own diaper, the dog ate the shit out of it. It was fucking gross, but the old bitch is still kicken hard drinking beer, getting hot boxed, and eating prime meat. I’d like to take a diaper and out it in Ronens face.
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The moral off the story is:
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Whenyou can’t drive, hire Lenny The Box.
fuck im wasted with good wifi on the road,Son. And vodka.

1:31 pm November, 15 purpledrank said...

Heidi Fleiss recruiting for her new reality show… holy crap Librarian Supergirl Hott has made me loose focus and by focus I mean…what?

2:18 pm November, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Coffeepear makes me want coffee. And by coffee I mean masterbate.

5:09 pm November, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That one story kinda puts a whole new spin on, “Balls to the Wall”!

5:25 pm November, 15 The Dude said...

Sometimes I just need a hug. From a skank like the one on the left.

6:29 pm November, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m flabbergasted that the Ashley Madison profiles are a fraud. How in God’s great earth can there not be hot horny married women seeking no strings attached sex from guys they meet online. I guess I need to cancel my account.
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naïve

8:07 pm November, 15 The Dude said...

Skank on the left is a candidate for Skankiest Librarian Hott.

5:01 am November, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Maybe the blond, but the other two cross the line. Even for this old fart.
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No briefs bulges. Na mean?
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And not Asian (respect) Susan Powter in the back, either.

8:05 am November, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Is it wrong to want to be stuck in the middle with the redheaded tranny? I suspect that “she” is going to get more action from the girls than Little Timmy Pudwacker.

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