Wednesday, November 27, 2013

The Suburban Hustler

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70 Degree Hat Tilt is all Kevin needs the ladies to know about how cray cray he is.

Sexy Minka’s plunging neckline plays lutes in a harmonic key.

Meanwhile, your humble narrator flicks lint on the floor and grumbles about the familial responsibilities of a combo Thanksgiving/Hannukah. It’s like exponential dysfunction. Served with cranberry sauce.

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7:21 am November, 27 FredN. said...

Long hair half-cheek, please turn around.

8:12 am November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A whole lotta Poo in this picture.
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@Jacques as you get older, you will find that depression is too mild of a word to express the concept that is the reality that when you look at a gaggle of TautGiggleHotts it is more likely their mothers would give you a second look. And then you start looking at the moms, and then it hits you. Never again will you have the feeling that comes from taking the panties of a pretty young for the first time. Watching her lift her hips as you hook your finger around the strap of her thong and pull down, catching a glimpse of the pristine Cooz, that feels and tastes like a big, warm Gummi Bear…
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I’m gonna go shoot myself now…

8:12 am November, 27 BU MAN said...

REALLY.
YOU CAN HATE THIS ONE.
HE’S THE ONE

8:17 am November, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Somewhere a tuned up Mitsubishi just backfired.

8:19 am November, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Assistant mangers at the Paradise Valley Galleria Foot Locker know how to party.

8:19 am November, 27 Collaz B. Popped said...

Great blue bikini pear.

8:41 am November, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Inidira Darjeeling has a 10 meter face. 10 meters away you will swear that’s the Raja of hottness… move in closer and she morphs before your eyes into the unholy offspring of Henry Winkler and Wolfman Jack.

8:51 am November, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Blue Bikini is indeed a goddess, and her faux Asian spinner sidekick is worth the 200ml of Bud Light Lime it would take to get her sloshed too.

9:10 am November, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Minka has pancake titties. +1 for sticking with the natural look. -2 because that look is IHOP flapjacks.

9:45 am November, 27 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

In my day (roughly 1978 -1994), girls (respeck) only hung with nimrods like Kevin if he was either holding an 8-ball or a gun on them.
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.These days, the Kevins of the world are dating cheerleaders, class VPs and Tri-Delt pledges.
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.Upon reflection, the Old Choad (a diehard, inclusive, Jimmy Carter Democrat) can’t say whether this is a good or bad thing.)
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.I’ll leave it to your commenters to enlighten me on the social stratum conundrum.

9:54 am November, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I just don’t understand why his eyes are closed. I’d question if he is in some transcendental meditation, but I know he’s way too f’ing stupid for that.
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and I’ll take saggy flapjacks over some huge cement bolt-ons any day. just sayin

10:09 am November, 27 Vin Douchal said...

He’s pretty cocksure for a fatassed dipshit fuck face. Yeah it had to be said
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I’ve added “Suburban Housewife Dilemma Pt. 2” in the Suburban Housewife Dilemma Pt. 1 thread .
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If’n yer interested

10:31 am November, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Know who I’d like to serve with cranberry sauce? the blue bikini photo bombing chick, that’s who. I’ll take a chance on a buttaface, but I’m thinking that’s not much of a risk…

11:10 am November, 27 FredN. said...

For all you internet sleuths with time to kill, including me, here’s the gallery w/ Half Cheek Blue Bikini. Can you find more of her?
http://wetrepublic.com/photos/348

4:12 pm November, 27 Guid is Good said...

Hungry bum.

7:04 pm November, 27 Wheezer said...

I got lost with FredN’s link there, but I gotta mention striped bikini bottom hott to the left, just to be sure you all took account of that pear. You’ve all apparently fapped to blue bikini Asian hott already.
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Now to revisit Fred’s link. See ya around Christmas…..

7:06 pm November, 27 Wheezer said...

Selena Gomez smiles behind her shades, realizing that, “Well, this guy’s also a complete douchewank, but at least he’s male.”

8:09 pm November, 27 The Dude said...

Why don’t I see @Jacques on the HCwDB? Or, is Wallnuts talking to his imaginary friend @Jacques? Or am I just a dumb asshole? 2/3 ain’t bad, I just wanna know which two.

1:44 am November, 28 Collaz B. Popped said...

Blue bikini may be Quartasian, hard to tell.

5:21 am November, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Lots to like in this pic.
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May have to get my 56 year old ass out to the MGM this winter.
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I would definitely score!

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