Saturday, November 30, 2013

Happy Holidays From Hot Chicks With Douchebags!!

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To all my long term regs, my short term readers, my casual drop-ins and every so oftens, my true ‘bag mockers, and my serious ‘bag taggers and huntresses.

May your Thanksgiving Weekend be as prosporious as a Greasepitzer and Eve celebrating in the frothy locus of spewy spray.

For as Ringo teaches us, labels don’t define us, the ablity to mock does.

# posted by douchebag1
12:28 pm November, 30 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

In the spirit of the holiday, I see two succulent breasts, and one HUGE turkey!

1:41 pm November, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Alyssa Milano grew some honkers and no longer digs the Honkies (respect) as she sinks into the La Breya Greaspitz.

2:21 pm November, 30 Guid is Good said...

Gaia farts in a Greasepitzer’s general direction.

2:22 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think that’s Kunt Kuntdashian.

2:25 pm November, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And here’s a semetic referencing clip of all good things about Christmas. Are we having a Douchies or not, Son?

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3:51 pm November, 30 Shaving Ryans Privates said...

Lara Croft Douchraider

7:58 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her queefs smell like Axe Body Spray and Red Bull.

9:28 pm November, 30 DarkSock said...

Percocets. Sonn.

7:06 am December, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I wonder if she has the wide ass, or if her hands in her pockets is making it look like that.

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I’m guessing wide ass, being a mid-westerner. But I’d go to town on it.

1:08 pm December, 1 Wheezer said...

Welcome back, ‘Sock! You OK, home skillet?

3:58 pm December, 1 The Dude said...

Always been a fan of Alyssa’s Milanoes. And the double wide.

12:30 pm December, 2 DarkSock said...

I’m dazed and confused. Son.

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