Friday, December 6, 2013

Friday Haiku

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DarkSock is back, kids;
Reporting from Sick Duty.
So let’s do this. Son.

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What do you see here?
Reboot of “Charlie’s Angels”
The Craigslist Version…

Why seventy-two
virgins when just five pros can
get the same job done?

- Douche Wayne

 

Whilst I hate that douche
I admit I am jealous.
Would love a “Sixsome”

- DoucheyWallnuts

Joe’s craps winnings
make for one helluva night.
Back to mop next day.

- Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Douche wears camo pants
Thinks he needs to hide huge penis
Suzy can’t find it

- THEONETRUEDOUCHE

Camouflage fatigues ?
The only combat time this
tool saw was Xbox

- Magnum Douche P. I.

five hoo bag jump offs
party Vegas style with guns
plan his kidney theft

- Dickie Fingers

Maid service, next day
Finds hardass in iced bath tub
Kidney, one eye gone

- Vin Douchal

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7:19 am December, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleeth palms douche’s balls
Looks like Jail Bait. Bangs like Pro
Gives me the renoBs

7:27 am December, 6 Douche Wayne said...

How embarrassing!
Bleeths all wore the same costume:
prostitution whores.

7:32 am December, 6 Douche Wayne said...

Why seventy-two
virgins when just five pros can
get the same job done?

7:36 am December, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Whilst I hate that douche
I admit I am jealous.
Would love a “Sixsome”

7:49 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Violation of
firearms safety rules fine
for here. Point. Click. Bang.

7:51 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hopefully the maid
will know how to get blood, brains,
and semen off walls.

7:51 am December, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

On the Fifth day of
Christmas my true love gave me
Five whoring bitches

7:53 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This pic makes me feel
like I’m back in ancient Rome.
Vomitorium.

7:56 am December, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Douche wears camo pants
Thinks he needs to hide huge penis
Suzy can’t find it

7:57 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All calls to front desk
ignored as Vegas Vice Squad
throws Christmas party.

7:57 am December, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Maid, sailor, youth, blonde.
All my fantasies right there,
If douche jumps out ‘pane.

8:00 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This mishmash of shit
in this pics is making my
eyes hurt. Bleeths don’t help.

8:04 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Joe’s craps winnings
make for one helluva night.
Back to mop next day.

8:06 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Five basic bleeth groups
present and accounted for
while he sits like turd.

8:08 am December, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kim frisks for weapon
but only finds straw and two
peas with fingertips.

8:15 am December, 6 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Camouflage fatigues ?
The only combat time this
tool saw was Xbox

8:19 am December, 6 Dr Magnifico said...

Sock’s intensive care
From the shithouse to the penthouse
Bleeths always be bleeths

8:36 am December, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

Wolverine’s weekend
off to great start, with cokk of
Adamantium!

8:46 am December, 6 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The G. I. Joe bag
When cash runs out the whores flee
Left with Kung-fu grip

8:54 am December, 6 Dickie Fingers said...

five hoo bag jump offs
party Vegas style with guns
plan his kidney theft

9:27 am December, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Cosplay gone wrong,
douche down,
Well, hello sailor!

9:30 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Not enough jizm
To go around from this stud
Soon, sapphic orgy

9:32 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Top floor of Rio
Overrated Vegas trap
Whores can find, no prob

9:32 am December, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bag rents Charlie Sheen
Suite at Wynn. Permanent smile
on his face for weeks

9:34 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Maid service, next day
Finds hardass in iced bath tub
Kidney, one eye gone

9:35 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Photos guns and cash
Yeah, sure, blah blah blah blah blah
Dad’s fortune, fuck you

9:37 am December, 6 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Camo Joe Bleeth Mob
Gun Whore Squeezes balls then farts
Olestra leakage

9:37 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Freudian’s field day
Libido overloaded
Cigar is cigar

9:45 am December, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Blondie in blue thang
Resembles Lindsay Clubine
Resembles, I says

10:11 am December, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Marcia Brady in
blue maid outfit. Joshua
Gomez gets his wish.

11:20 am December, 6 The Dude said...

The secret is out
Not out of his pants yet but
Spoiler – it’s tiny!

1:37 pm December, 6 Morbo said...

Hey, Redheaded Jill,
You have a gun. You can end
this. No one will tell.

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